REMINDER: Don't forget to smile today beautiful! :-)
NOTE: Not everyone's question was included in this interview, because there was no way I could squeeze it in.
WARNING: This is the most fucked up interview you will ever see. You have been warned.
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Luvmyfandom says, "I love your purse Louis! Where did you get it?"
Louis: From a motherfucking place where all the perfect people, LIKE ME, shop. DUH.
Nouli_123 asks Louis, "When will your sassy self appear in the story again?" and Alison, "Why not share Harry?"
Louis: Ask Milka that, she attempted to lock me in a closet for being too sassy!
You made Edward cry!
Louis: He sparkled too much, and that was too tacky okay Milka! And 2nd, SHARING IS CARING MY ASS.
Alison: YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS THAT I GET--
SHHHHH
Harry: SHHHH
Louis: SHHHH
Niall: SHHHH
Zayn: SHHHHH
Liam: SHHHH
Edward: SHHHH
Katniss: SHHHH
Peter Pan: SHHH
Obama: SHHHH
ALISON YOU HAVE TO STOP ALMOST SPOILING THINGS FOR MY READERS.
Alison: FINE. Can we just move on? ;_;
Nouli_123 once again asks Louis, "If you had to choose between a prada bag and a buttersock as a weapon, which would it be?"
Louis: DEFINITELY PRADA BAG. I could put in twenty buttersocks in there, ever thought of that? I could be the new superman with better fashion.
No, you'd definitely be the opposite of super.
Louis: OH NO YOU DIDN'T. *snaps fingers in Z formation*
Frankielovesyoutoo asks, "Can I have some food too?"
Niall: Why are you all staring at me for? Wait. Oh, i got it now. One sec--
Zayn: Niall what the hell are you doing?
Niall: Urm, Irm sorry fwrankrie but I just ate it all.
Zayn: You mean shoving all your food into your mouth so you don't have to share? HEY, DID YOU JUST EAT MY MIRROR?
Niall: It's NOT shiny bread? D:
OH MY GOD, THIS IS THE WORST INTERVIEW EVER.
megclements1d asks, "Would u rather touch Louis bum or his nipples?"
Well, this is awkward-- HEY HARRY WIPE THAT SMIRK OFF YOUR FACE.
Liam: Nipples.
Zayn: Liam... DID YOU JUST SAY THAT?
Liam: UH, NO... Candy. Rainbows. Toy Story. La la.
GoingToNeverland has many questions for you guys!
Louis: HEY JORDYN! HOW'S AVERY AND TAYLOR?
LOUIS THIS ISN'T EVEN REVELANT TO MY STORY!
Louis: So? I'm a character in her story!
GoingToNeverland Question #1 : Louis, since Milka obviously hates you, you like me more right?
Louis: YES, JORDYN IS THE BOMB DIGIDY. And in one of her stories I'm A MAIN character, take note Milka.
-_-
GoingToNeverland Question #2 : Can I have some of your food Niall?
Niall: hehe.. It's too late for that. :3
Zayn: GIVE ME BACK MY MIRROR! I haven't seen my gorgeous face in twenty minutes :(
GoingToNeverland Question #3 : Zayn, Why is your hair more volumous than mine?!
Zayn: GURL PLEASE, I USE OVER 10 HAIR PRODUCTS, AND OF COURSE L'OREAL BECAUSE I'M TOTES WORTH IT.
GoingToNeverland Question #4 : Liam will you marry me?
Liam: This is all so sudden... I don't know what to say but.. OF COURSE! :')
Danielle: WHAT?!
Zayn: Oh snap.
Niall: Shit just got real.
<_< Before anymore drama breaks out Liam, Danielle you should deal with this LATER. Moving on..
GoingToNeverland Question #5 : You should really calm down your sassmaster.
I've tried, but I can't.
Louis: Because Harry turns me on ;)
Harry: Aww Louis! Does that mean you forgive me?
Louis: I could never stay mad at you!
Crowd: AWWWW.
Alison: Is this some shocking plot twist where Harry comes out of the closet and dumps me for Louis?
Louis: Hope so.
SHUT UP LOUIS. And nope. That's a different story.
Lilybird10 asks, "Liam, is it hard controlling them?"
Liam: I just gave up, Alison's in charge now.
Alison: No Maya is.
SERIOUSLY, YOU BRING UP MAYA. SHE'S NOT EVEN IN THIS STORY, SHE'S IN MY OTHER FAN FIC.
Liam: Are those all the questions for now?
ACTUALLY--
Louis: How come Harry has barely been in this INTERVIEW?!
Because I've been saving one last question for him! ;)
Harry: Aww really Milka? What is it?
EVERYONE asks, "WHY THE HELL DID YOU LISTEN TO CAROLINE?!"
Harry: U-Uh... Erm... W-WELL-
Niall: HA! Best question today!
Zayn: So, Harry what's your answer? ;)
Alison: YES HARRY, WHAT IS IT?
TELL US HARRY.
Harry: WELL THAT'S ALL WE HAVE FOR TODAY, THANKS FOR TUNING IN!
Wait, what are you doing?!
Harry: UNTIL NEXT TIME--
I DIDN'T SAY THE SHOW WAS OVER!
Harry: SEE YEAH!
HARRY DON'T YOU PRESS THAT PUBLISH BUTTON
NO BAD HARRY
HARRY EDWARD STYLES I SWEAR IF YOU PRESS THAT BUTTON I WILL KI
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