An Announcement from One Direction... and Milka

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REMINDER: Don't forget to smile today beautiful! :-)

Louis: Have you noticed how I'm mostly in the Authors Notes? It's not fair.

Liam: Don't be ungrateful Louis, at least you're IN this story!

Niall: Yeah, all I do is eat and eat and eat. Not like there's a problem with that.. But I could use a little less mustard on my burgers, y'know? Is that too much to ask? And then there's the issue with the--

NIALL, FOCUS HERE!

Niall: Sorry Milka, continue.

We're going to have a little interview with of course One Direction, maybe some appearances from the cameos in this story, the antagonists (Caroline, Nathan) and of course ME. Hehehe..

Zayn: shut up milka, no one likes you

Harry: Isn't that a line from Aventurous Adventures of One Direction?

Niall: zayn, don't be a cunt.

You guys are so random. But... since we're all being random here, I LIKE SAILOR MOON. I've got sailor fever.

Harry: Don't you mean you're, SEA SICK?

Louis:

Harry:

Louis: No, you shouldn't.

Louis, stop hitting Harry in his crotch area.

Louis: No one tells me what to do, K?

WELL GUESS WHAT? I DO, I OWN YOU.

Alison: Can I have some popcorn Niall?

Niall: Where the hell did you come from?

Alison: The real question is, where'd you get the popcorn?

Zayn:You already asked that question Alison.

Louis: OH REALLY NOW HUH MILKA? YOU WANNA GO NOW?

BRING IT.

Louis: LIAM, HOLD MY PURSE

Harry: I thought I was your purse holder!

Louis: not anymore!

Harry: you STILL can't be mad at you for liking Alison!

Louis: YOU BROKE MY HEART.

Guys, sorry to inturrupt your very intense soap opera but, this isn't a Larry fan fiction. AND I HAVEN'T EVEN FINISHED WITH MY ANNOUNCEMENT!

Liam: We really are sorry Alison-- Niall don't talk to Zayn with your mouth full you have food all over him.

Niall: oops, at least it's an improvement from his hair.

Zayn: NIALL! I will slap you silly!

Niall: Bring it.

Liam: More Adventurous Adventures of One Direction lines I see?

EVERYTHINGS GOING OUT OF CONTROL. Harry and Louis are fighting, AGAIN and Louis is trying to get involved in a slap fight with me. Meanwhile, Zayn and Niall ARE having a slap fight!

Louis: I CAN NEVER FORGIVE YOU AGAIN

Harry: NO LOUIS PLEASE ILL DO ANYTHING

Alison: YOU'RE FIGHTING? AGAIN?! Oh my goodness.

Zayn: HOLY FUCKING SHIT--

Niall: What?

Zayn: I BROKE A NAIL! You're gonna pay, leprechaun.

Niall: BRING IT ON, SKATE RAMP.

Edward Cullen: I wish we could all get along like we used to! I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy!

Zayn:

Niall:

Liam:

Louis:

Harry:

Alison:

Edward what the hell are you doing in a ONE DIRECTION FAN FICTION?

Edward: I just have a lot of feelings...

.. OKAY THEN. This is the last time I EVER do one of these things with you guys. =_= Can I please finish my announcement now?

Liam: okay! SHUSH GUYS, MILKA IS TALKING.

Please comment any questions you have for the interview and we'll all be glad to answer them!

Edward: EVEN ME? :D

No.

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