______ The Rules || Jungkook x Reader || Soulmate AU

I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus

"What are your plans for tonight?" you asked, taking a sip from your coffee.

Erika smirked over her own drink, eyebrow rising suggestively. "What do you think?"

"Is Yoongi up for that though? I thought he's been going to bed earlier this week after pulling all-nighters last week," you replied.

"Oh, he will. I can be pretty persuasive," Erika said, lips curled in a prideful smile. "I mean, who in their right mind would reject this sweet bod?"

"Never say that ever again, thanks."

Erika gasped, feigning offence. She reached over and snatched your cup away from you, causing you to frown.

"I'll dump this outside, don't test me," Erika threatened.

"You bought the damn coffee, so I don't really give a shit," you deadpanned.

Erika cursed under her breath before handing your cup back over to you. You smiled and took another sip from the drink, feeling happy with it back in your possession. Although you said you wouldn't care if Erika dumped the cup, you were kinda in need of the caffeine. Especially if you were gonna stay up late to bring out presents.

"Okay but seriously, what are you doing tonight?" you asked.

"You think I was lyin'? I thought we knew each other better than that," Erika said, shaking her head with disappointment.

"I do know you, but I was just praying that maybe this one time you would've been joking around," you said with a sigh.

"Nope," Erika said, popping the 'p'. "Yoongi and I are gonna fuck."

"Can you not announce that to the entire café, thanks," you hissed, looking at the nearby tables nervously.

"Wait, won't you and Jungkook?" Erika questioned.

"Of course not! We have to set up tonight and there won't be any time for us to take a break and get off," you whisper-yelled.

"I think the fact that you're getting so heated over this is proof that you two should do it. If I were to make a suggestion, I'd say doing it under the Christmas tree could be quite fun. Provided you have a fake one, 'cause if it's real then you'll be getting pine needles all up your ass and—"

"Erika shut the hell up."

"Or by the fireplace! Then you'll get really sweaty and we both know how great Jungkook looks with drenched hair.  But if you aren't into all the bodily fluids then—"

"I hope you slip on ice and—"

"Now now, (Y/n). That certainly isn't a very Christmas-like thing to say. Santa is gonna see that you're being naughty," Erika tutted. Suddenly her eyes lit up and you knew she just came up with the worst possible idea yet.

"I have the greatest idea! Get Jungkook to dress up—"

"Bye Erika, hope you don't get laid tonight," you said, standing up from the table and walking away.

You could hear Erika cackling in her seat as you made a beeline for the café exit. Gazes burned into your back and you could feel your face heating up with embarrassment. But Erika certainly didn't seem to care about your crisis.

"Merry Christmas (Y/n)!" she called out just as you practically flew through the exit doors.

You looked at her through the window to see her still laughing her ass off, obviously not caring about disrupting other people. It was then that you realized you had left your cup behind and you felt a frown grow on your face. There was no way in hell you were gonna go back in there, so it seemed you would be coffee-less on your way back home. Sighing, you stuffed your hands into your coat pockets and began making your way to your parked car.