Homestuck x Male reader

Get to know them(intro)

(ART IS NOT MINE)
(legend:
NN - Nickname
RN - Roleplay Name
ENN - Embarrassing Nick Name
SN - Short Name (ex: Alice-Ali Johnny-John)
YN - Your Name
DN - Dogs Name
HC - Hair Colour
HL - Hair Length
EC - Eye Colour
ST - Skin Tone
FC - Favorite Color
CH - Chumhandle
ED - Electronic Device)

"$TRID€R!"
"Yo"
"Don't you fucking 'yo' me!"

Ambushed by the creepy ass puppet...Again.
"Get. It. Off. Now." You say as threateningly as possible.

"Hmmmmmm..."
"D@V€ GØD D@MNIT I $@ID NØ₩!" You shout again. The blonde rolls his eyes and grabbed the thing by the collar, pulling it off.
"Why do you hate Cal so much bro?" He asks
"I hate dolls." You reply dryly
"He's not a doll"
"Yes. It is." You state, walking away. A flash of a figure flies by your face the second you exit the hallway.
"Not a doll" Dave says again, walking past. Damn Striders.
"DIRK! MØV€ ¥ØUR FUCKING $MUPP€T PIL€ B€FØR€ I DØ!" You yell to the air. Dirk likes to be an ass and set traps all over your house. Which you often triggered. In an instant the pile of colorful plush asses was gone. You sigh and walk to the kitchen to get a drink.
I'm gonna get Grey hairs before twenty at this rate
You think.
"Oh yea, hey (NN)" Dave says walking up to you at the water cooler.
"What Dave..?" You ask tiredly.
"Theres some of my old online friends coming into town and I was wondering if they could come here for a mini party or some Shit."

Did he just ask before doing something?

"Are you sure you're feeling ok man?" You ask in false worry. You could almost hear his eyes roll from behind his shades
"Yea, yea. So can they?"
"Sure why not"
"Great. Cuz' I kinda already told them they could"
Thats Dave for you...
You know most of his friends. You've talked with them before, some more than others but all in all you were comfortable with them coming into your house.
"Whatever." You honestly did not care anymore. You're pretty sure Dave was about to douse you with water till a knock sent your dog going hay wire.
"(DN)!" You groan quietly, "I'm gonna lose my voice between you and those lunatics."
You walk over to the door and Immediately notice the bright blue coat of a certain baker. You open the door and Johns buck toothed smile greeted you.
"Hey (NN)!" He beams. You couldn't help but smile back, that boy is contagious.
"Hi (ENN)!" Jane says as well.
"Hey guys, Dave invited you?" You ask, already knowing the answer. They both nod and you sigh.
"Well come in." You say stepping away from the door. They both step in and hang up their coats
"I made something!" Jane says happily holding out a covered tray. Dave takes it and brings it downstairs.
"You can just follow him." You say extending your arm to the stair case. Both nod and walk down. You go to take a drink of water but a loud bang almost makes you drop it. You quickly put down the glass and hold a hand over your heart. After having a mini heart attack you walk to the door and peek outside, not seeing-
"(YN)!"
"FF@@?!" You fell backwards onto the wet mat. Soon after Jade opened the door, a worried expression on her face.
"(YN) are you ok?"
"Besides having two heart attacks in under a minute? Yea, I'm good."
She giggles.
"Well Dave told us to come over!"
"Us?" You ask raising an eyebrow.
"Glory that was a bloody loud bang!" A familiar English voice says. You could already feel the blush creep up your cheeks. When you're basically gay and have a friend like Jake it's hard not to have a little crush. He pokes his head in and smiles that drop dead gorgeous smile.
"What the dickens are you doing on the floor man?" He asks, stepping inside. He knows full well you have a small crush on him, but it was never anything serious. He often teases you about it by putting his arm around you or even kissing you! Long story. He holds out his hand to help you up, which you gladly took. Once standing jade tackled you in a hug, almost knocking you over again.
"Its so good to see you in person!" She exclaims. You laugh and ruffle her hair,
"Good to see you too Jade."
She giggles again.
"Don't I get a hug?" Jake asks, holding out his arms. You pretend to think for a moment and he catches on.
"Oh I see..." He says in a 'I'm gonna mess with you' voice. I laugh and hug him,
"Good to see you to Jake"
After the hugs were done you led them to the stairs and waited for the next group. You had been informed by the douche himself that they would arrive in two's. A soft knock and slurred words rang through the kitchen. You knew who it is.
"Hey Rose, Roxy" you say to the blondes. Roxy obviously wasn't that drunk, mainly by the fact that she could stand straight. Probably waiting for the party to start.
"Hey (NN)~" she giggles. Still drunk , just not that bad.
"Hello (YN), are we early?" Rose asks stepping in with Roxy.
"No John and Jade are here too, Jake and Jane as well." You say as you hang up their coats, "they're downstairs"
Rose nods and both go down. Almost as soon as they went down another knock come from the door. You walk over and open it.
"Are yo+u (YN)?" A woman with Grey skin, large horns, several piercings, large br- NOPE!! And beautiful tattoos asks. You nod and she smiles, showing two vampire like fangs poking at her black lips.
"Dave Invited Us For A Party So We Could Meet You." A troll who you was familiar with says.
"You're Kanaya, right?" You ask. She smiles, showing the same fangs as the taller troll, only smaller.
"And you're Porimm" you say to the other.
"Yes thats right. May we co+me in?"
"Oh, yea sorry" you step aside and they both walk in. Porimm takes off her coat and scarf and you cant help but admire her outfit. V-neck sleeveless top with green trim around the neck. A long skirt with a small slit down the side to show her leg, but also small enough to keep her warm. She notices you staring and chuckles.
"Like what yo+u see?" She jokes. You blush and cough a little bit,
"I-I just like your clothes."
"O+h, thank yo+u! Kanaya helped me with this o+ne."
Kanaya smiles a little and rubs her arm bashfully.
"Well its very beautiful. Everybody is down stairs if you want to join them." You say letting the Virgos pass through to the stairs. They go down and you sit on the counter waiting for the next group to arrive. You actually got time to rest a little so you lay down on the kitchen counter and close your eyes. Not a moment later did a loud knock reach your ears. You squeak and sit up, hopping down. A loud voice was shouting 'shut up' from the other side of the door. As you opened it you notice a bright red sweater and matching scarf that the taller troll is wearing. The shorter in, the one yelling, is bundled up to the brim.
"karkat, y9ur yelling is very triggering t9  me and as I assume an ann9yance t9 the residents ar9und this area."
"DEAR GOD KANKRI ! SHUT UP!"
"will I have t9 remind y9u 9f what happened last time I had t9 lecture y9u a69ut yelling?"
"Um..."
"OH SHIT. UH HI." The shorter one says, clearly alarmed by your presence.
"karkat, I already said that y9ur f9ul language is very triggering."
"YEA? WELL YOUR DOUCHEY FUCKING TRIGGER WARNING SHIT IS ANNOYING"
You stay silent through the bickering till you grew bored, and cold.
"Look, I dont mean to be rude but could you come in already? I'm freezing"
They both stare at you for a minute then do as you say. You close the door and rub your frigid arms.
"that must have 6een very triggering f9r y9u. I ap9l9gize." The one in red, who the smaller one called Kankri, says politely.
"It's cool man, you guys must be Kankri and Karkat."
"HOW THE FUCK DID YOU- WAIT. YOU'RE DAVE'S FRIEND (YN)?" Karkat asks shocked. You nod and show them the stairs
"Everyone's down there"
"thank y9u (YN)" Kankri says with a small smile. You smile back and walk to the kitchen to await the next pair. Ten, long, minutes have passed and still no one. You're nearly asleep on the couch when you hear honking. It startles you awake, making you fall off the couch and onto the floor. You groan and stand up, rubbing your head.
"Coming!" You shout to the door. After what feels like a long trek to the porch you open the door expecting to come face to face with another troll, but instead came face to stomach with two. You look up at the aliens and your eyes widened. Kurloz and Gamzee Makara. Two of your favorite trolls (just go with it if they're not). You did talk with Kurloz a bit from time to time, he's pretty cool. As for Gamzee. You and him text a lot about random shit all the time.
"Oh! HeY tHeRe MoThEr FuCkEr" Gamzee says in his usual lazy voice.
"Hey Gamzee" you smile up at him. He leans down and hugs you with his lanky arms, the smell of sopor (IDK how to spell it ><) slime and Faygo stronger now that he's closer, not that you mind.
"Nice to see you too Gam" you say hugging back. He lets go and Kurloz starts signing away.
"Whoa slow down Loz. I'm still learning."
He nods and starts again.
"DAVE INVITED US OVER FOR SOME MOTHER FUCKING PARTY. AND DON'T LEAVE YOUR BRO OUT OF THIS HUG JAM"
He leans down for a hug as well. You laugh a bit and wrap your arms around his torso, his hair tickling your nose. He lets go and you let both of the face paint wearing trolls inside. You direct them to the stairs and they make their way down as you wait for the next set of trolls.
"Why did i have to get stuck with letting people in?" you whine to yourself .
"Hey (NN)? You iin there?" A voice and a knock broke through your own self loathing and you shoot up and to the door, knowing who it was.
"Hey Sol! Hey Tuna!...and Terezi and Latula" you smile at them
" H3Y (YN)! 17'5 R34LLY C0LD 0U7 H3R3!" Mituna says in his childish lispy voice.
"Come in then!" You step aside once again to let the four in.
"n1c3 pl4c3 you got h3r3 (NN)" Latula says ruffling your hair. You stick your tongue out and fix your beanie(you wear beanies deal with it.)
"They needed a riide over 2o P2iioniic drove all four of u2..." Sollux added.
"YOU SM3LL L1K3 F4YGO 4ND SL1M3. 3XPL41N YOURS3LF (YN)" Terezi inquires, sniffing your arm.
"Oh, Gamzee gave me a hug, must've rubbed off on me" you shrug and smile. She sticks her tongue out in disgust.
"Anyway, everyone's downstairs"
"KURL0Z?" Mituna asks tilling his head.
"Yep"
And with that he ran off with Latula on his tail and Sollux and Terezi behind. You laugh. Such a kid. Not long after another knock came at the door. You saw who it was before you even made it to the porch.
"Hello Eridan" you say politely, "Cronus." You say almost death staring him.
"Hey chief, wvhats wvith the look? I didnt do nothing i swvear!" The greaser fish put his hands up in surrender as he spoke. Eridan groaned,
"(SN) can wwe come in? I'm freezin my fins off in this crazy earth wweather "
"Oh, yea, sure" you say letting them pass, closing the door behind them. As soon as the door closes someone lets out an annoyed growl.
")(-EY! Let us in! Its glubbin cold out here!" Another seadweller cries out, banging on the door.
"Meena)(!" Feferi scolds, ")(es rig)(t t)(ere, no need to make fish)( (I apologize for the terrible puns... --;)like a wriggler!"
Meenah rolls her eyes. She always had this slight black feeling towards you. Though its hard to tell black from red at this point because she doesn't like to hurt you, but at the same time she does...she kinda scares you, but you gotta admit she's a badass. You open the door and she flicks your nose.
"Hey!"
"Thats for bein so cod damn slow"
"M-E-ENA)(" Feferi snaps. You chuckle a little.
"No more bugging (YN)!" The small pisces states.
"But he's so cute Fef. He'll grow to like me. Or hate me~" she flicks her braids back and laughs.
"Everyone's downstairs" you inform them
"Alright, well I'll sea ya later beach" she winks and walks off, Feferi hot on her heels and Eridan whining like a grub after the two of them. Cronus sighs and pats your head, following his brother and the girls. Cronus and the rest if the Alpha trolls arnt really siblings to the Beta trolls but its 'really fucking alien complicated' as Dave says. You rack your brain for a minute then lean on the counter. Scratch Scratch you raise and eyebrow and walk to the door. You peer you the window and see two blue tails flicking about. You smile and scratch at the door in response. They giggle and one of them 'shooshes' the other. You open the door making the cat like trolls squeal and laugh:
":33< (YN)!" Nepeta mews in delight. Mewlin pounces up and hugs your waist, purring.
":33< *AC playfully crawls inside from the smeow and shakes herself off*." She says begining to role play.
"*(RN) eyes the adorable pouncetress* Miss Kitty why are you here?" you play along. She giggles and quickly gets back into character
":33< sir (RN) I am not Miss Kitty-." She stops, ":33< oh Shit hold on!" She clears her throat to start again. All this time Mewlin has managed I climb onto your back and is now quietly napping.
":33< sorry! I messed up" Nepeta says giggling.
"Its ok Nepy " you say using your nickname for her. She giggles and hugs your waist, mainly because she's to short to hug anywhere else, as you close the door. Just then Mewlin yawns.
"(-w-) NYEH...ARE WE LATE?" She asks tiredly(and a little loud) as she gets off your back and stands infront of you.
"No you're on time"
She nods and smiles
":33< where is eveurrrrryone?"
"Downstairs"
":33< come on Meulin!"
The older troll nods and hugs you before following Nepeta.