Homestuck x Male reader

Something in common||Karkat x reader ONESHOT

"HEY! FUCKASS!"
Ohhhhh boy.
"STOP WALKING AND LISTEN"
"What is it Kar"
You stopped walking and turned to the short, and loud, troll. He stared up at you and seemed to growl at the fact that he's shorter.
"WHERE ARE YOU GOING?" He asked, almost in a softer tone.
"The craft store"
"WHY"
"Because I'm out of pencils"
He stared at you weirdly,
"Wanna walk with me?"
"HUH?"
"I asked if you wanted to walk with me to the craft store"
He paused and thought.
"FINE"
You smiled and continued in the direction that you were walking, now with Karkat by your side. He seemed to be thinking about something as he was frequently bumping into things. You shrugged it off and started a small conversation with him. Well. Attempted to.
"YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH ART ARNT YOU?" He said as you examined the different pencils.
"Karkat when you draw as much as I do getting the right pencils is essential."
He sighed but couldn't help the slight smile that crept onto his face. He knew you were always passionate about drawing, thats something he had remembered. You two have been friends for a while. When him and his friends landed on earth you were the one to offer a place for them to stay.
"Karkat" you called out for the fifth time. He looked up at you with a faint red blush on his Grey skin.
"Dude, you ok?"
"IM FINE. WHY WOULDNT I BE?" He said quickly as you paid for your pencils and some good pens you found.
"Come on man, we can chill at my place. My parents arnt gonna be home for a LONG while" you smiled at him and walked out of the small shop. He followed beside you, his head caught up in his thoughts.
"Bro ok seriously thats the tenth time you almost walked into a tree" you held back a laugh as he just barley missed face planting into yet another tree. He growled and huffed as you both trudged up the hill to your house. You didnt have a very large house. On the outside. Very little people know that you have an old attachment under your basement that used to be an inn. You pulled out the key to your front door and unlocked it, swinging it open.
"(DN)!" You called out happily. Soon after a dog came running down the hallway barking.
"JEGUS! GET THAT PAWBEAST AWAY FROM ME (YN)!" Karkat yelled hiding behind you. You blushed slightly at the contact and smirked.
"Nah~" you said walking away, putting your shoes off to the side. He stared at you dumbfounded.
"Hey Kar, wanna watch something?"
He didnt answer.
"Kar?"
"LAST TIME YOU ASKED THAT WE ENDED UP WATCHING SOME FUCKING GORE SOAKED CRAP THAT NEARLY MADE ME WANT TO BLEACH MY FUCKING EYES OUT.." He snarled. You rolled your eyes and grabbed some snacks out,
"You can pick this time. And I'm only saying this because my mom isn't here to argue about watching some romance movie."
"HUH"
"Dude. She knows im into guys. If she sees me watching some lovey dovey movie with another guy she's gonna assume. And that NEVER goes well..."
"NO I MEAN HOW DID YOU KNOW I WAS GONNA PICK THAT"
You laugh, making him blush more. He mumbled something, but not loud enough for you to hear.
"Your Karkat. You basically live off of romcoms man" you said taking out some crackers and a block of cheese.
"...I'LL LOOK THROUGH WHAT I HAVE.." He said quietly as he walked downstairs to do to his room. Yea he lived with you. It wasn't all bad, besides lying to your parents that his 'dad' worked all day so he had to stay out of the house. You smiled. Ok so maybe you had a slight crush on the angry troll..ok maybe a big crush. He was just so adorable! Especially when he rants about quadrants or romcoms. You grabbed a knife and began cutting some cheese to go with the crackers, then your mind started wandering. Thinking back on everything, you guys had quite a bit in common. You both had short tempers, you both hate people touching you, you both don't have many friends.
"I wonder what else we have in common..." You said to yourself dreamily as your hands went to auto pilot. Just as Karkat walked up the stairs with two movie cases in his clawed hands the knife slipped and cut your hand.
"Fuck!" You winced and instantly dropped the knife to examine the wound.
"FUCK (YN) WHAT HAPPENED?"
Another thing, you both had a tendency to swear a lot.
"I don't know..i was just thinking then the knife must've slipped..damn that hurts!"
"YEA NO SHIT!...YOUR BLOODS RED?" he stared at the red liquid oozing from your hand.
"Didnt you know? I thought 'Mom And Dad' taught you that" you snickered remembering how all the gore made him hide under the blankets like a grub. He rolled his eyes and grabbed you hand.
"OW! Jesus man!" You shout out in pain. He loosened his grip and brought your hand closer to his face so he could see the clearly obvious straight cut across your palm.
"COME ON DUMBASS" he said as he dragged you to the bathroom. He sat you down on the edge of the tub and rummaged through the basket where you keep medical supplies. He pulled out some gauze and some medical tape, along with peroxide. You scrunched up your face. He noticed you expression and sighed
"DO YOU WANT IT TO GET INFECTED?"
"Who says it will?"
"FUCK OFF AND GIVE ME YOUR HAND ASSHAT"
You stuck your tongue out and held out your hand as he sat next to you ok the side of the tub, holding the bottle of peroxide.
"..."
"DON'T THINK ABOUT IT AND IT'LL BE FINE." He said, grabbing your hand.
"Doesn't change the fact that it hurts like hell."
He stared at you and quickly poured that damned venom on your open wound. You sucked in a breath and gritted your teeth. He put down the bottle and softly dabbed off your hand before placing the gauze and securing it with tape. You took another breath, the pain from the peroxide still present.
"I'LL GET THE SNACKS IF YOU WANNA SET UP THE MOVIE. YOUR PICK." He said shyly as he stood up.
"You're letting me pick?" You asked confused.
"WELL YOU DID JUST SLICE YOUR FUCKING HAND OPEN LIKE AN IDIOT SO ITS THE LEAST I COULD DO..." He turned so his back was facing you to hide his growing blush. You tilted your head and cocked an eye brow.
"Ok, you know where everything is right?" You stood up and walked past him. He nodded and walked to the kitchen while you walked to the living room. You took a glance at the movies he had picked out, 'Love Simon' and '50 first dates'. You snickered and picked up the case to 'Love Simon' and popped it into the DVD player.
"Got it set up Kar?"
"YEA"
"Then come here! I put the movie in!"
"OK JEEZ CALM DOWN" he called back. Moments later he walked in with several bowls, carefully placing them on the coffee table,
"HOLD ON" he said quickly sprinting to your room. You tilted your head and he sprinted back with two pillows and a blanket.
"KNOWING YOUR SICK FUCKING MIND I'LL NEED THIS."
"Really?" You smirked as the title screen popped up. His eyes widened,
"LOVE SIMON? REALLY? YOU PICKED THIS?" He stared at you in disbelief as you pressed play and laid out on the three seater couch.
"MOVE YOUR FUCKING FEET..." Karkat said shyly as he sat at the end of the couch. You smiled and moved your legs so they draped across his own. He stiffened, a heavy red blush spreading along his face and coating the tips of his ears. You blushed as well. Another thing you both had in common, both of you have red blood. The movie started and you both munched on snacks.
"(YN)..." The Cancer asked, not looking at you.
"Yea?" You replied curiously.
"DO ALL HUMANS HAVE THE SAME COLOUR BLOOD?"
"Yea, why?"
He didnt speak, just looked at his hands.
"Kar why don't you tell anyone your blood colour?"
"BECAUSE..."
"Because why?"
He glanced over at you then sighed.
"BECAUSE MY BLOOD IS AN AWFUL FUCKING COLOUR.."
You moved your legs off of him and sat up, moving closer.
"Karkat your blood isn't an awful colour."
"AND YOU WOULD FUCKING KNOW HOW?" He snapped.
"Your blushing"
"WHAT?"
"Your blush shows me what colour your blood is dumbass."
He imitately hid his face in his sweater.
"Kar.."
"GO THE FUCK AWAY (YN). KARKAT ISN'T HERE!"
"Oh really?"
"YES"
You smiled and leaned on him.
"HEY!"
"Well if Karkat's not here then I guess i can relax"
You both stayed silent.
"Karkat.."
"YEA?"
"...have you ever felt flushed for someone you know doesnt like you back?.." You asked looking at the ceiling. The nubby horned troll poked his head out of his black sweater and looked at you. You were leaning on his shoulder, back facing him. He took a minute to respond.
"..YEA I GUESS.."
"And how did you deal with it?"
"I DIDNT REALLY DEAL WITH IT..." He admitted. You sighed through your nose and closed your eyes,
"Who is it?"
"WHAT?"
"Who are you flushed for?"
At this point he had started sweating.
"W-WELL...UH.." He cleared his throat and his hand gripped the couch tightly.
"How about this. I'll ask questions and you say yes or no, ok?"
"ALRIGHT.."
"Are they a troll?"
"NO"
Still on the table..
"Are they a girl?"
"DOES IT MATTER?"
"Just answer"
"NO"
Looking good
"Are you close with him?"
"I GUESS"
"Do I know them?"
He pauses.
"YES"
Fuck
Your heart cracked as he calmly said that. A human male that he's close to that you know. Only one name comes to mind.
"Is it Dave?"
"DAVE? WHY WOULD I BE FLUSHED FOR THAT BULGESUCKING RAPPING FUCK OF A HUMAN?"
"But it only-"
"(YN) YOU REALLY ARE AN IDIOT ARNT YOU"
What?
"I-IM FLUSHED FOR YOU."
You turned around and looked at him. His head was turned away and his hands were in fists. You quickly snaked your arms around his torso as you hugged him.
"THE FUCK?"
"I'm flushed for you too..." You said with your face buried in his shoulder. He stared at you then returned the hug, wrapping his arms around your shoulders and pulling you closer to him, smiling. Another thing you two have in common, you both feel the same about each other.
"(YN)"
"Yea Kar?"
"..WILL YOU BE MY MATESPRIT?"
You smiled and raised your head, kissing him softly on his lips. He froze at the sudden action,
"Of course~"
He pulled you back in for another quick kiss and smiled, something that you see rarely but now might be a frequent sight.

"WE WERE WATCHING A MOVIE WEREN'T WE-"
"Don't ruin the fucking moment man"