Homestuck x Male reader

Get to know them (Gamzee Makara)

(COVER ART IS MINE)

You turn your head and end up having to crane your neck up to see him. You smile
"Hey Gam"
"HeY (SN)bRo, CoUlD yOu HeLp A mOtHeR fUcKeR oUt?" He asks leaning down a bit so you don't have to strain your neck up. You nod and he smiles more
"mOtHeR fUcKiNg MiRaCuLoUs BrOtHeR"
"So whats up?"
"WeLl i DoNt ExAcTly AlL uP aNd HaVe A pLaCe To MoThEr FuCkInG sTaY"
"So you want to stay here?" You ask. He nods
"bUt OnLy If ThAtS cOoL wItH yOu BrO" he adds. You smile and give a thumbs up
"Well its cool if you wanna stay man"
"HoNk"
You chuckle and he sits beside you on the floor. A little while later Tavros walks over with his lusus Tinkerbull and sits with you, Tinkerbull laying on your shoulder and Tavros between you and Gamzee.
"I THOUGHT i, uH, wOULD BE OK WITH COMING TO A, uH, PARTY,,, bUT VRISKA KEEPS STARING AT ME,,,"
You look over at the Scorpio and sure enough she's looking over here, but once you make eye contact she blushes and looks away.
"Tavy she's not looking at you" you tell him. He carefully turns his head and looks at you,
"hOW DO YOU KNOW?"
"Just trust me"
He smiles and nods. Tinkerbull nudges your neck and you move thinking you had accidentally squished him between Gamzee's arm and you, but he didnt stop.
"Whats up buddy?" You ask looking at him. Tavros glances up
"oH, hE DOES THAT WHEN YOUR PHONE STARTS GOING OFF,,, uH, mEANS YOU HAVE A TEXT,,,"
"Oh, cool" you smile and take out your (ED). Sure enough you had a text, from two people. You patted the small bulls head and opened up one of them.

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You softy poke Gamzee, who's completely zoned out, to try and grab his attention.
"Hey Gam, Dave wants me, gotta run for a minute ok?"
He looks down at you and smiles his signature lazy smile,
"sUrE tHiNg BrOtHeR"
You chuckle and pick up Tinkerbull, putting him on Tavros' head as you get up. You walk near Sollux and he points to where John and Jade are. You nod and make your way over to them and stand behind an unaware John. Dave sees you and gets the idea, distracting John without suspicion while Jade giggles. John is still peacefully unaware of your presence. You tap his right shoulder to make him look over in the other direction, which he does, and kick the backs of his knees to make hum topple over. Right in to Dave. You and Jade die laughing.
"Oh my gog! Thats awesome!" She squeals out. Johns cheeks lit up putting your Christmas decorations to shame and Dave stifled to keep a straight face.
"Ok c'mon love birds get up" you say picking up the baffled Egbert off of Dave.
"What'd you want blonde?"
The 'cool kid' Strider stands up and dusts himself off,
"I should've seen that coming." He says clearly unamused at your actions. You laugh and pat his back,
"Suck it up Strider, now what did you want?"
"Jake triggered one of Bros smuppet ass traps and needs someone to save him."
"Really?"
He nods
"Fiiiiiiine!" You say dragging yourself up the stairs. Once up you can hear a muffled voice. You turn the corner and see a hand poking out from a pile of Dirks damned muppets. You really, REALLY hated those things. You snort and sit infront of it,
"Hey there, having fun?" You taunt
"Not fucking funny (YN)!" Jake screams from inside his plush cage.
"It kinda is"
"No!"
"Yea"
"No!"
"Yea"
"No-...Alright this is bloody hilarious." He finally admits. You snicker and pull away a few of the smuppets, revealing his face.
"I can breath!"
"Oxygen is over rated man"
"Maybe to you" he sighs then looks up at you,
"Can you uncover the rest of me?"
You stay silent
"Pretty please?"
You say nothing
"God damn it man! Get these wretched things off of my fucking body!"
You stifle a laugh but still say nothing to him. He sighs in defeat then immediately gains a smug grin.
"Hey (NN)~" he starts. Shit...
"Remember what happened in August?"
Fucking bastard.
"If you don't free me now then prepare for round two~"
Your face erupts and floods red.
"Jake English. You wouldnt dare use my crush on you against me."
"Oh yes I would"
You stare him down
"3,2,1-"
"ØK!" You spring up and sweep a bunch of Dirks smuppets off him. He stands up and straightens his glasses, looking at you with a flirting glare.
"Too bad. I was looking forward to it~"
"$HUT UP!" You hide your face in your (FC) over sized hoodie, "look i just think your cute. I dont really wanna date you!"
He laughs
"I know, but its funny" he raises your head and swoops in low. If you could blush anymore you would.
"So adorable" he says in a sexy voice and kisses your nose softly, walking away after. You stand there frozen. Then your (ED) vibrates in your back pocket. You scramble to get it out without dropping it.