DEH & BMC x Reader

We Didn't Sleep Together! (Jared Kleinman x Reader)

"You stay on your side and I'll stay on mine. Got it?" Jared snaps.

You glare at the brunette and shuffle to your side of the bed, ignoring him to the best of your ability but he made it difficult as he continued to bitch and moan. Currently he was making a pillow barrier down the middle of the matress, making sure you wouldn't touch each other in the night. You groan and shove a pillow over your face, covering your ears. Jared walks over to you and yanks the pillow away from your grip.

"This is your fault you know. You just couldn't share a room with your little boyfriend and now we're stuck together-"

"Kurt's not my boyfriend," You grumble.

Jared's lip curls at the mention of Kurt's name. "You sure about that? All I ever see when I look at you and Kelly is flirting, flirting, flirting. He's always eye-fucking you, just undressing you with his eyes."

"We're only friends. If even that."

"Oh well then you shouldn't have a problem sleeping in his room then! Why are you in here and not in there-"

"Because all he ever wants is sex! I'm uncomfortable around him all the time, much less alone with him and I thought that we were friends and you wouldn't mind if I stayed with you. But I guess I was wrong!" You snarl.

His eyes widen and he starts to get into bed quietly, setting his glasses on the bedside table, pulling the covers over him, and turning on his side so his back was facing you. You sigh, aggrivated but continue to get ready for bed. With Jared being so quiet you assumed he was asleep so you didn't see a problem in changing right there in the room on your side. You pull your jeans off and slip on some shorts; you keep your shirt on as you take off your bra and you gently lay in the bed.

The pillow barrier touched your clothed back and it felt cold from the lack of body heat. As you got comfortable you realized that the pillow barrier didn't touch your legs or Jared's; now, you hated to admit it but you'd always had a small crush on the asshole. He could be rude and selfish but he's also provided comfort when you've needed it. Slowly... very slowly you slid your foot over so it touched Jared's, which was already on your side. The warmth and peace that seized you once you touched made you smile before closing your eyes.

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"No, no. Don't..."

Your eyes open tiredly and you listen as Jared whispering fearfully in the dark.

"I'm sorry, Connor... I'm sorry-"

You try to sit up to comfort him but that's when you realize you were very warm and your body felt compressed by two things. Arms. Jared's arms were wrapped around your body, holding you close, the barrier no where to be seen or felt. Your legs were also twisted with his own, like vines that hadn't been tamed in time but instead grew feverishly. His smell of a new car or fresh gym clouded your senses. You didn't want to move but you wriggle one arm free and shake Jared's shoulder rather harshly to get him back to consiousness.

His eyes bulge open and short gasps fly out of his mouth. He was still holding you though and you saw an oppertunity. You bring both of your arms out of his graps and wrap them around his shoulders for comfort, bringing your fingers to his hair. Sure, maybe this was moving fast but you just wanted to help him calm down.

At first Jared doesn't react but then he pulls you closer to his body and buries his face into the crook of your neck, his breath tickling your collar bone. You run your fingers through his hair and draw patterns on his skull until you hear him breathing deeper signaling the sleep had overtaken him once again. With the peace of knowing you'd helped, you return back to a dreamless sleep.

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SNORE. SNORE. SNO-

You knee Jared not too hard but not softly in the stomach to get him to shut up.

"Owww..." Jared whines. When he does this his lips graze your soft skin sending a shiver down your spin.

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The next morning you were still tangeled in each other but this time you could actually get out of his clutches. You make your way to the kitchen after getting cleaned up to find Zoe holding a mug of coffee. Not a lot of people were awake but those who were, were watching Spongebob in the living room.

"This was a great little sleepover-vacation thing, Zoe," You compliment.

She blushes and replies, "Thank you. I'm glad you had fun."

You look at her with worrying eyes. "How are you holding up?"

Her eyes had tears in them. "I'm just... I've been thinking about Connor, I guess," she says. "We used to come here a lot and it brings back memories."

You lean towards her and give her a big hug which she accepts with a warm smile. She pulls back looks at you with confusion; with a small giggle she says, "You smell like... I can't quite place it... but I've definetly smelled it before."

"A new car?" I offer.

Her face lights up, "Yeah! But I swear I've smelled it somewhere else."

Just as this happens, Jared walks into the kitchen and opens the fridge door. He grabs some orange juice and pours... two glasses? With quick persicion he slids one glass towards you and you grab it. Zoe doesn't miss this detail and then it clicks.

"(Y/N) (L/N), DID YOU SLEEP WITH JARED KLEINMAN?" Zoe screeches. Jared's eyes widen, your jaw drops, and the people in the livingroom come pouring in.

Of course Kurt was one of those people.

"Of course not, Murphy. She's got me right here," Kurt says cockily with a smirk. The jackass.

Jared's eyes are narrowed now. "Shut the fuck up, Kelly."

Kurt's jaw tightens instantly and he makes his way towards the fridge. You quickly step in, however, "Hey, cool it, guys." They ignore you.

"Don't get upset that (Y/N) doesn't want to fuck you but me instead. Can you blame her? You could never please her like that-"

Jared lunged forward and punched him square in the jaw soo hard that Kurt was left knocked out on the tiles. Jared was panting with adrenaline. He grabbed your wrist and pulled you away from the crowd.

"Jared wha-"

"Friday. 6:00. Pinkberry?"

You simper and cock your head. "Are you asking me on a date?"

He blushes lightly but maintains eye contact. "Yes, I am."

"Well I agree," you say.

He grins, "Good. And (Y/N)?"

"Hm?"

Jared kisses you on the cheek. "That was the best sleep I've gotten in a while."
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Two chapters in one day?! What?!
Also, yes, I did not use some of the things in the AU.

Also, also, yes this was Kurt Kelly from Heathers.