DEH & BMC x Reader

**SEXXUAL!!**welp. (Jeremy Herre x reader)

Two Clammy Uncles Juggling to the Beat
A Short Story
by just_two_weirdos

Y/N looked at the red xylophone in her hands and felt fond.

She walked over to the window and reflected on her fun surroundings. She had always loved small Room Where It Happens with its cooperative, curvy corn stalks. It was a place that encouraged her tendency to feel fond.

Then she saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Jeremy Herre. Jeremy was a lonely nice guy with a greasy penis and naked boobies.

Y/N gulped. She glanced at her own reflection. She was a funny, anxious, Lacroix drinker with an anorexic penis and obese boobies. Her friends saw her as a damp, deadly lemon. Once, she had even jumped into a river and saved a knobbly infant.

But not even a funny person who had once jumped into a river and saved a knobbly infant, was prepared for what Jeremy had in store today.

The wet teased like jogging mongooses, making Y/N happy!!.

As Y/N stepped outside and Jeremy came closer, she could see the miniature glint in his eye.

Jeremy gazed with the affection of 7004 nervous squashed Shrek. He said, in hushed tones, "I love you and I want Seeexx."

Y/N looked back, even more happy!! and still fingering the red xylophone. "Jeremy, cALL ME DADDY," she replied.

They looked at each other with exctited feelings, like two little, large llamas sleeping at a very sad funeral, which had K-Pop music playing in the background and two clammy uncles juggling to the beat.

Y/N regarded Jeremy's greasy penis and naked boobies. "I feel the same way!" revealed Y/N with a delighted grin.

Jeremy looked sexual, his emotions blushing like a poised, powerful poster.

Then Jeremy came inside for a nice drink of Lacroix.

THE END

A/N
I uh...yeahhhh
-beefany