Drunk Monster-Lance

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Just another thing i came up with.

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Voltron was currently on a planet celebrating a victory.

"Guys, where did Lance go?"-Shiro

"I'll track his suit. Might take a few ticks.."-Pidge

Little did they know that lance was currently in the alien equivalent of a bar, having a drinking competition.

"It says he's in this building, let's check it out."-Pidge

The team headed towards the building, and even before they went in they hear chanting.

"CHUG CHUG CHUG YEAHHHHHH!!!"-Aliens

"What is this place?"-Hunk

"It's the alien equivalent of a human bar."-Coran

They walked in to find aliens pounding there fists on the table, and chanting:

"CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG YEAAAAHHHHHH!"-Aliens

They walked further into the dark bar and finally noticed lance, sitting in a chair at the table, grabbing another drink.

"How *hic* many now!?!"-Lance

"23!"-Alien

"7 more to go and you beat the high score!!"-Alien

"What the heck..."-Pidge

Lance brought the bottle to his lips and chugged it down once again, being cheered on.

He did that four more times before they even realized what was happening.

"Oh god.."-Shiro

"What?"-Allura

"This is a drinking contest."-Shiro

"Three more!"-Alien

Shiro tapped an alien on the shoulder.

"Huh? You wanna drink?"-Alien

"No, i just wanted to know what he's drinking."-Shiro

"It called goolack. Good drinks 'ere bud'"-Alien

Shiro looked at Coran.

"What's goolack?"-Shiro

"If i calculate this right, it is the human equivalent of what you would call alcohol, or vodka to be specific."-Coran

Suddenly they heard cheering.

"THIRTY TWO! HE BEAT THE RECORD! HOORAY FOR LANCE THE BLUE PALADIN!"-Alien

They heard glass shatter and pounding, also a lot of yelling.

Suddenly lance was lifted onto the table, with half a broken bottle in hand and yelling.

"The heck is he doing!!"-Pidge

Keith laughed.

"He's drunk! What an idiot!"-Keith

Lance looked over and saw the team.

He got down from the table and walked wobbly towards them.

"What's up *hic* guys!"-Lance

"Lance, how many fingers do i have up?"-Shiro

Before Shiro even put his fingers up, lance went:

"Pshhh, i don't know...i'm drunk how am i gonna see *laugh*"-Lance

Shiro face palmed himself.

"Your coming with us lance."-Hunk

"Aww c'mon...hey bud'! Pass it ere'!"-Lance

An alien passed a large drink to him.

"Thanks man!"-Lance

They walked outside.

Lance screwed of the cap and went to chug it but..

"Lance no. No more drinking."-Keith

Shiro went to grab it but..

"Eh. Eh. Eh.... you'll have to go through me first."-Lance

"Easy."-Keith

Keith lunged towards lance, but lance stuck a hand out, and it grew to a large black hand with claws.

"What the!?!"-Keith

Lance chugged his drink down, and smashed the bottle on the ground.

The black arm grew back into him, and Lance laughed.

"You tried! With no *hic* luck! *laugh*"-Lance

The team just gaped at him.

"Meet you at the uh mm castle!"-Lance

Lance grew black liquid wings from his back, and flew away, towards his lion.

"What the heck!?!"-Keith

"Let's go to the castle, maybe we can talk to him there."-Shiro

They headed to their lions and back to the castle, and headed to lance's room.

Lance's drunk state had warn off, and he was currently asleep.

But not in bed.

He was laying an a thick glass looking orb on the bed, safe from the others as a precaution.

Shiro knocked on the door, but it just opened.

"Huh?"-Shiro

They walked in to find the orb on lance's bed, black and not see through.

"What is this thing?"-Keith

"I have no idea."-Coran

Shiro poked it, but the egg was not solid, it was liquid and his finger poked through, hitting lance's arm. It didn't wake lance up though.

"It's not solid. That's weird.."-Shiro

"Did you see what's in it?"-Hunk

"No, but i can look."-Shiro

Shiro reached his hand in and moved some liquid out of his way. He took a peek and saw lance, fast asleep.

"Lance is in there sleeping."-Shiro

Lance heard that, and he woke up. The shell became a puddle, not even lance showed. It slurped to the corner, and then became bigger, like a large bowl that hit the ceiling.

Lance was sitting inside.

"You guys come too kill me or something?"-Lance

"N-no, we are just...confused. What are you?"-Pidge

"I..don't know."-Lance

"Well, we won't hurt you."-Hunk

"Okay."-Lance

The bubble went back into lance, and lance stood.

Hunk walked over to lance and embraced him.

"Don't get drunk again, you dork."-Hunk

"I won't."-Lance

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