~Authors Note~

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Levi: Why the fuck do i have to start this dumbass authors note!?

Ushio: B-because author-chan is counting on you to do this...

Levi: Does it look like i care for this -.-

Author-chan: Quit acting like a baby and do the damn authors note levi

Levi: Make me 

Author-chan: *sighs* If you dont do what the title says ill tell everyone you are totally in love with eren *inner fangirl squealing*

Levi: Ill kick your ass if you do

Author-chan: Then do it levi

Levi: *growls* FINE!

Ushio: Yay!

Levi: *reads script* Stupid ass author-chan says that she is thankful for everyone who has read her horrible story. She loves you all-

Ushio: Whats love?

Levi: DONT INTERRUPT ME

Ushio: S-sorry

Levi: *sighs* She loves you all and will see you idiots in the next chapter. Unless you think this is to corny, just stop reading her story-

Author-chan: *runs outside* HEY EVERYONE, LEVI ACKERMAN IS IN LOVE WITH EREN!!!!

Levi: *runs outside and hits author-chan's head* THE FUCK AUTHOR-CHAN!

Author-chan: What you said back there was NOT in the script, DUH

Levi: I HATE YOU, DIE

Author-chan: *holds head* I already have, right after you hit me

Ushio: Guys! There still reading

Author-chan: Damn it levi, you wasted time!

Levi: I didnt do shit!

Author-chan: If you didnt do shit then you must have ate shit!

Levi: FUCK YOU!

Author-chan: YOU WOULD!

Levi: NO I WOULD FUCK USHIO

Author-chan: *blushes* U-um levi, ushio is right there

Ushio: *confused* What does he mean by that author-chan

Author-chan: *keeps blushing* It means nothing ushio!!!!

Levi: *smirks and gets close to author-chan's face* Oh come on, why dont you tell the lovely lady what i mean

Author-chan: *pushes levi's face away* Im not gonna ruin an innocent mind!!

Levi: *growls* That hurt you bitch!

Ushio: *closes eyes and smiles* It should be like this in all the author-chan's notes

Levi & Author-chan: NO IT SHOULDNT!

Author-chan: God i feel like we have made this way to long

Levi: Maybe you shouldnt have given me the job of YOUR damn author's note!

Author-chan: Maybe you should have just dealt with it and STOPPED being a damn baby!

Levi: YOUR A BABY

Author-chan: NO YOU ARE

Ushio: Rivals? No......I know! Friendenemies!

Levi & Author-chan: NO!

Ushio: *giggles* yes

Author-chan: Ugh this is WAY to long, i bet they are all bored thanks to fucking levi here

Levi: Its not my fault you cant write

Author-chan: What does my writing have to do with this!

Levi: Im just telling you how it is

Author-chan: Fuck you

Levi: Sorry i dont fuck idiots

Ushio: What are you guys talking about

Author-chan: Just forget about it

Ushio: *takes the script* Author-chan says to stay tooned for the next chapter! She is already writing it right now as we speak! She loves you all and hopes to see you guys in chapter 26!

Author-chan: *squeals and hugs ushio* AWE my ushi is growing up! She should do the authors notes from now on, levi on the other hand can scrub my toilet

Levi: SHUT UP

Author-chan: *keeps hugging ushio and sticks tongue out at levi* Idiot

Levi: Bastard

Ushio: *moves away from author-chan* Well thats all for this amazing authors note! Please come hang with us next time! Bye bye!

Levi & Author-chan: *doesnt say anything*

Ushio: Come on guys, *gets in the middle of them and hugs them both* say bye!

Levi: *sighs grumpily* Bye idiots

Author-chan: *smiles sweetly* Yea bye guys, see you!

Ushio: ~Kisses <3 

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