Super Smash Bros One Shots

Zelda - Cafe; Milkshakes

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The bell over the cafe door chimed the arrival of another customer. "Hello, welcome to the village cafe." You greeted the party of guests. Link stood in the doorway with Zelda on his arm. "Just you two?" Link nodded his head and you guided the two of them to a booth. "The usual?"
"Actually," Zelda piped up. "Could I have a milkshake this time?"

"Vanilla, chocolate, or strawberry?" You asked her, she blushed.

"Um..." The two of them sat on opposite sides. "Milk flavor?"

Link threw his head back and laughed loudly. You yourself couldn't help but giggle at her confused face. "Yeah, vanilla." Link answered for her. "She'll have vanilla."

"I'll be right back then." You tapped her shoulder kindly as you left.

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Link watched your figure with a soft smile as you retreated to the kitchen. He leaned over the table and gave Zelda a cold look. "What the hell was that?" Zelda stuttered. "Milk flavor? We rehearsed this." 

"I know, I know." Zelda rested her red face on the table. "I just... Ughh."

"The wasn't very princess of you."

"Well it wasn't hero of you to laugh at me." She mumbled to the table.

Link scoffed. "Milk flavor."

"It's not funny."

"Oh it's very funny." He pushed her hair away from her face. "Very funny."

"I'd have you fired if you were my hero."

"Your hero is a coward."

"No, he's not!" Zelda sat upright, face red with more anger than embarrassment. "Ravio's Hilda's hero!"

"Well guess what?"

"What?"

"He's not here, and I don't care. You're stuck with me and you still said 'milk flavor'!" Link hit the table with his fist. "We've practiced for weeks and you still said 'milk flavor'!"

"I know!" Zelda fell into the table once again. "I got nervous."

"No getting nervous," Link accented his words with a punch to the table. "Feelings are for pansies!"

"Link!" You called from the kitchen. "Shut up!"

"Sorry (Y/N)!" He called back.

Link shifted in his seat and leaned against the table, taking Zelda's face in his hands. "Stop being a pansy."

Zelda tsked and slapped his hands away from her. "I'm not a pansy."

"Prove it pansy."

"I'm not-" Zelda grit her teeth and took a deep breath. "I'm not a pansy."

"Pansy."

"I'm not a pansy."

"I don't think you're a pansy." You gently placed Link's glass of milk on the table as Zelda jumped in her seat and hit her knees on the table. "Woah, you good there?" You calmly placed her milkshake on the table.

"Yes, I'm alright." She blushed and collected herself. "I apologize for my sudden reaction." 

"It's chill dude. Just making sure you're okay." You gave her a soft smile. She blushed a little deeper. Zelda looked at her milkshake and was met with Link staring blankly at her.

Pansy, he mouthed to her. Zelda, thoroughly fed up, took a deep breath and sipped her milkshake.

"(Y/N)?" You looked back from your spot cleaning another table. "Would you be willing to go on a date?"

Very cautiously you turned around. With an uneasy look, you asked "With Link?"

Zelda shook her head. She rested her hand on her chest. "With me."

Your face lit up with glee. "Of course."

Link drank his milk with a smug face.