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SIX

Chapter Six

佛哦了

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1 January, 1:03 P.M

F

What's a substitute for the f-word?

Oh, nevermind.

Screw it.

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

Yoongi is like the perfect human being. Like he's so hecking adorable, yes, we all knew that. But he's also like, hella fucking hot. In case I didn't mention that before. He's what I call duality at it's finest. Yep.

Like, one moment, he's being all cute without even realizing it. Like, how the fuck. Then, the next, he's downright effortlessly hecking sexy? Not gonna lie, I'm scared for my well-being. He's seriously gonna be the death of me, no jokes here.

Anyway, to answer your question, 'Why are you freaking out all of a sudden?', today, he just decided, "Oh, let's just walk right into the cafeteria with me and my newly dyed hecking blonde hair."

Why.

Why me?

What did I do to deserve this?

He just walked right in, like it was some normal day, and like, not gonna blame 'em because I was too, but everybody was looking at him. Like I said, I can't blame them. He looks like a hecking model even more so than he did before. Just. Why.

Min Yoongi, you shall be the death of me.

One day, when he becomes a model, and I die, I'm suing.

Because yeah.

I can't even describe how I feel right now. Heck.

Okay I have the perfect lyrics.

I just... Don't remember what song they're from, but I know the artist, so all is not lost.

I'm only a fool for you...

(Blackbear)

Yeah so I'll get back to you on the name of the song but, bye for now.

P.S.

Yoongi, if you're reading this, please know, none of the things said here are lies. You're an effortlessly sexy ball of fluff. Okay goodnight.

1 January, 1:16 P.M

♡*:.｡.

Ahg, emotions. What're they good for.

Oh, and if anyone is wondering, since I don't know how exactly holidays works in South Korea, and cause I'm too lazy to look it up, I've decided that they just get Christmas Eve and Christmas off for this book.

but bye now