Monito (Namkook)

ᴘᴇᴀɴᴜᴛ ʙᴜᴛᴛᴇʀ ᴄᴏᴏᴋɪᴇs

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Namjoon held the piece of fabric in front of his face. The object was clearly a thong. It had black polka dots on the front side of the fabric while the back was jointed with pink strings. The metal Gucci insignia was in the middle where the strings meet. In short, it was a pink leopard print Gucci thong.

Namjoon's face flushed an absolute crimson red. He wasn't expecting his secret santa would buy him something expensive and borderline inappropriate(for Namjoon's standards) gift. Namjoon instantly crumpled the naughty present inside his fist before Jimin could make out what he saw.

"Wait! Let me see! What is it?" Jimin tried to open Namjoon's hand.

"No! It's embarrassing!" Namjoon's face was red the same as his neck and ears. Jimin was utterly curious as to what Namjoon's secret santa gave him that made the cute boy so flustered.

Namjoon finally let go of the object when Jimin tickled him on his sides. So the taller quickly hid from his friend's gaze using his hands.

"Oooh! A thong! Classic," Jimin whistled. He was holding it in front of him, out in the open, letting their classmates see what he's got.

Namjoon's head flicked towards his friend and stole the object from the latter's hand. Some people whistled and hooted at Namjoon, some saying it would look good on him and it would suit him so much. It only made Namjoon send deadly glares and 'I'm not going to help you next time if you need me' threats to some of them.

"You should try wearing that when you get home today," Jimin told him with a suggestive look on his face. Namjoon responded with a poker face. "Send me a picture of you when you try that on, yeah?"

"Why the hell would I? I'm going to burn this when I get home," Namjoon replied with a frown and flipped off the shorter for not more than half a second. Though the latter didn't mind one bit.

"But it's Gucci!"

"So?" Namjoon raised an eyebrow and dumped the object back on the slightly destroyed gift bag.

"It's expensive and you can probably wear it when you..." Jimin stared at the purple haired from his head down to his crotch. He looked up again to meet gazes with a done Namjoon.

"I don't know what you mean by that," Namjoon shook his head lightly. Namjoon was genuinely confused and he hadn't get what the brunette was implying.

"You know! When you want to have your alone time and you want to feel good," Jimin winked, wiggling his eyebrows extensively.

"I talk to Jinnie in my alone time, that's why I feel good. I don't know what's the thong have to do with that," Namjoon analyzed. Jimin sighed defeatedly and nearly forgot that Namjoon was slow-witted sometimes.

"Dude, do you not like jerk off or something?" Jimin whispered exasperatedly. Tired of Namjoon's slowness when it comes to 'sexual' stuff. Not quite understanding how can a teenager like Namjoon not understand what he was insinuating.

"What the hell Jimin? That's personal!" Namjoon crossed his arms on his chest, feeling attacked and exposed.

"No, it's not. Well, it is, but friends talk about it all the time," Jimin partially lied. He didn't actually know if jerking off was a normal topic for friends. All he did know was he's curious as to what Namjoon usually did to relieve himself. They were friends, but sometimes, there were things that Namjoon didn't want to talk about with him. It kinda bothered him a little bit.

"I don't see the point why I have to tell you if I jerk off or not. But you do know that all males biologically need to ejaculate semen to excrete waste, right?" Namjoon hoped Jimin got what he was implying.