A/n: an update because I've finally been writing again :)
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"Oh what the fuck who are you?", Hoseok asked as he opened the front door the next day and stared at the girl standing on the doorstep.
"I'm Sohee", The girl introduced herself, smiling at him awkwardly.
"Ohhhh-", Hoseok said, and Sohee's face lit up as she thought he knew who she was.
"-Yeah I still have no idea who you are, you're going to have to go into more detail because I had wayyyy too many shots of vodka last night and I can barely remember who I am, and even that's a bit fuzzy"
her face fell.
"Mood", She said, before quickly covering it with a cough as she realised she probably shouldn't have said that, "I mean, um I'm Sohee and I'm here to hang out with Taehyung for the day. But first I need to smack the shit out of Namjoon so is Namjoon here also?"
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Ohhhhh wait are you from that gang that Namjoon betrayed us for and is forcing Taehyung to marry this girl who's his dad's niece which makes him her cousin so basically Namjoon's betrayed our trust and is forcing Taehyung to marry his cousin? Namjoon's cousin of course, not Taehyungs. We don't fuck with incest"
"How many more shots of vodka did you have this morning?", Sohee asked him, not even bothering to answer the question.
He held up 2 fingers.
She sighed, "I'm coming in to find Namjoon"
"For all I know you could actually be someone sent by the flaming wolves to torture us slowly and then kill us all... but sure come on in!", Hoseok grinned as he stepped out of the way to let her enter the house.
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"Oh hey Sohee funny seeing you here, in my house, for no reason at all", Namjoon looked up from his phone as Sohee stormed into the lounge room, He was currently sitting on the couch with Jungkook and Taehyung.
Hoseok wandered in a few seconds afterwards.
"Cut the crap Namjoon, I'm here coz you said I need to hang out with Taehyung", Sohee crosses her arms.
Namjoon pretended to think, "What? I said what? Oh that's funny you think I did coz I totally didn't say that but Taehyung does happen to be free right now sooo.. huh maybe you guys could hang out"
Namjoon twisted his head and eye balled Taehyung.
The room was silent as Namjoon and Taehyung had a staring battle.
"Jesus fuck Namjoon, fine, Whatever", Taehyung stood up, "I'll go hang out with her for a bit. But Namjoon, I just want you to know this", he pointed at him.
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Troublemakers
Fanfiction"Did you just throw a dildo at me?" In which Taehyung gets a dildo thrown at him by Jeon Jungkook, a boy in his maths class he never took much note of until now. Together, they find themselves in all sorts of trouble. But they end up in troubles th...
