Solangelo One-Shots

Wedding Bois

a/n can't attach a pic of the dress >:(

"What the fuck." Cecil had to try and cover his mouth to keep from laughing as his good guy friend walked into the room in a knee-length wedding dress.

"I told you I wasn't going to be conventional."

"Yeah, but I didn't think that'd mean you'd wear a dress! Isn't that triggering your dysphoria?"

"Not really. Okay, do you know what the best part is?" Will smiled mischievously.

"What?"

"Nico doesn't know either. I sort of told him I might do it, and he was more than okay with it, but like, I didn't tell him for sure. I was the one that wanted a bigish wedding anyway, I don't think he'll mind." Will did a little twirl, grinning.

"You're chaotic."

"Damn right. Come on, I'm forcing you to watch me get pretty makeup done. And I think Drew brought me pretty gold accessories."

"Babe... Will... What the hell..." Nico muttered, looking his soon-to-be husband up and down.

"I'm surprised you didn't assume I'd pull something like this."

"Are you dysphoric? Do you have masculine stuff to put on in case you do get dysphoric?" Nico asked worriedly. Will smiled.

"Yes, love. You look... Amazing, by the way, in the suit."

"You look great too. I love your eyes. Can't wait to see what happens to this suit and dress later, eh?" Nico smirked, and Will smirked back, and the entire audience groaned because they assumed, wrongly, that they were being sexual.

"Let's get on with this, shall we? I want to be your husband already."

"Yes. Sorry for making you wait, Hazel."

"Not a problem, I could stand here and watch you two obsess over each other all day. Anyway, we stand gathered here today..."

"Everyone, I suggest you all back away from the dance floor, and look in that little bag you were given at the beginning!" Will announced with a microphone. The little room they'd set up in their backyard would never be the same.

And suddenly, all the guests realized why the wedding theme was pure white.

"This is a fucking water gun filled with paint?" Cecil asked Will. Will smiled and glanced at his fiance-no, husband-whom was in a white suit.

"So y'all know we're gay. And gay means rainbows, of course of course. So, we were thinking..." Will passed the microphone to Nico.

"How about we have our guests douse us, and probably each other, in rainbow paint?"

And so it began. First, with Cecil spraying Will directly in the chest with a mint green. And then Piper attacking Nico with a nice hot pink. And Annabeth absolutely covering Percy with blue-the paint in her gun wasn't blue, she just found out whose was and traded with them.

Gay chaos. Paint everywhere.

"But that isn't well thought out!" One might say. "The colors will mix and it'll be gross!"

Not when you have a few children of Iris on your side.

"Hey, if anyone wants one of the paint-covered tablecloths or something as memory, go right ahead! We're hanging up this dancefloor in our living room!" Will pulled up the once-white cloth a bit, showing off that they could take it.

This led to Leo writing out "LEO IS DA BEST" in red paint on the dancefloor. Jason was quick to cover it up.

Making friends with the Hecate kids and having infinite paint in the guns helped too.

Finally, Will sprinted off, coming back with a gun filled with gold paint. Nico grinned, doing the same and coming back with silver.