Solangelo One-Shots

Theatre Bois

a/n based on a story I found and my first thought was. my bois.

"I very much do not want to kiss her. No offense, ma'am, but my first kiss will not be this." Nico decides stubbornly.

"If you want the part, you'll have to do it." The director states. Will steps onto the stage quickly, pulling Nico to the side.

"Sir, can I just teach him how to stage kiss and they'll do that?" Will asked. The director sighs, but nods nonetheless. Everyone starts small conversations, as the scene has to pause.

"Come here. Okay, you cup her face," Will took Nico's face in a hand, the other hand being filled by a script, "And then you put a thumb over her lips, so there's no real contact, and-" Will leaned forward and stage-kissed Nico, "Boom."

Nico nearly fell over. His legs wobbled, and he only stayed upright because Will wrapped an arm around his waist. "O-O-Okay, thank you."

"Are you okay?"

"Yeah, just uh... Haven't really eaten today. Could you show me how to stage kiss again?" Nico questioned, totally and completely straight.

"Sure. Hand on face, thumb over lips-" Will gave him another peck, "Kiss. Get it?"

"Yeahhh. Thank you." Nico swooned a little bit before properly being able to stand.

Will smirked and leaned in, getting right next to Nico's ear. "And talk to me after this and I can show you how to do a real one, if you'd like."

"Stop flirting with the newbie and get off the stage, you gay disaster!" Kayla shouted.

"I'm not flirting with him, just giving him some tips! Alright, restart the scene! Di Angelo, if you need food, come to me after this try and I'll give you some." Will hopped off the stage, sitting down with the rest of the cast.

Nico's scene finished, and he rushed off stage, going straight to Will.

"Come for food?" Will questioned. Nico simply nodded, and so Will lead him backstage.

"Here, uhhh... Do you want actual food or M&Ms? Because there's grapes, crackers, a few slices of a pear-"

"That, the actual food. Why do you have so much food anyway?" Nico caught the small bag of grapes as Will threw it at him.

"My friends are idiots that don't bring food. And their parents are idiots that don't give them food to bring. So. I bring an excess."

"You're angelic." Nico stated, only half-joking.

"Yeah, something like that. You gonna take my offer from earlier?"

"Were you being serious?"

"Yeah, obviously. You're cute and fake kissing you was great. I get if you don't want me to be your first, obviously. Or that you're straight. But the way you nearly fainted means you aren't a straight." Will popped an M&M in his mouth, looking at Nico expectantly.

"I thought I was straight."

"You were probably wrong."

"Will! Nico! Come on, you have a scene!" Kayla shouted. Will sighed.

"Coming! Hey, man, I'm not trying to pressure or force you to do anything, it was simply an offer."