1:
Monika: So, tell me: Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
Yuri: As a matter of fact, I have. We were on a blind date. He doesn't return my calls... Says I was "too creepy"..
2:
Monika to MC: This is Yuri, the smartest person in out club!
Yuri: *Demonic voice* By the darkest sun that casts it's messing rays on the furthest madness , we sense our intentions. Pray, MC.
MC: Is anyone else currently seeing this?
Yuri: *Pupils disappear and voice goes more demonic* The gibbering of the mad cultist, whisper wicked words into the temporal wind.
MC: Anybody? Any of the two people next to me?
Yuri: *Starts glitching out really bad* They inform us that you are not to be trusted. Usurper, usurper, usurper!
MC: Riiight..
3:
(heres an nsfw warning. you should expect this shit from me by now-)
MC: I'll speak French between your legs~
Monika: That's the hottest thing I've ever been told.
Sayori: I;m just imaging someone screaming "BONJOUR" at a peepee
Natsuki: SACRE BLEU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS-
Yuri: titTY CROISSANTS-
Monika: None of you should ever be having sex..
4:
Yuri: Can I borrow a pen?
Natsuki: Can I borrow a brick to throw at your head?
5:
Natsuki: Hey, I'm making coffee. How do you take yours?
MC: *Sweats*
MC: B-Black?
Natsuki: Don't try and sound tough, you sissy.
MC: Cream..?
Natsuki: Oh coming right up, madam~
MC: Cream and sugar..?
Natsuki: What are you, Sayori?
Sayori (in the background): I don't even like coffee-
MC: ... S-Suprise me..?
Natsuki: -
MC: -
Natsuki: *Throws coffee into MC's face*
6:
Monika: Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Sayori: That was deep-
Yuri: Philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie.
Sayori: That was deeper.
Natsuki: Common sense is knowing that ketchup isn't a damn smoothie, ya nasty.
Sayori: That was less deep...
7:
Sayori: I mean, I could just keep screaming into the void, but I'm pretty sure it'd just tell me to "Shut the fuck up" at this point..
8:
Natsuki: I know we don't always see eye to eye with things-
Yuri: That's because your so short.
9:
Monika: Plan E was a failure..
Sayori: How many plans are there?
Monika: Oh about... Twenty? Except in most of those plans, Natsuki died.
Yuri: I like those plans..
10:
Yuri: So how are the cupcakes?
MC: Oh, they were great! Send my compliments to the chief!
Yuri: Alright.
Yuri: Hey chief!
Natsuki: Yeah?
Yuri: You have beautiful eyes~
Natsuki: *Smiles*
Bonus:
Monika: You know what?! You're in trouble! GEt- GET ON TOP OF THE FRIDGE!
Natsuki: THIS HOUSE IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE!!
