1:
Sayori after being shot: Hit or miss...I guess they never miss, huh?
Natsuki in the distance: Shoot her again
2:
MC: If you had a shot everytime you made a bad decision, would you still be sober?
Natsuki: Yes
Yuri: Maybe a little bit tipsy...
Monika: Wasted
Sayori: D E A D
3:
Natsuki walking late into the club room: Sorry I'm late guys, I was doing things-
Yuri coming in after her noticeably disheveled: SHE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS
4:
Sayori: I wish I could block people in real life
Natsuki: Ignore
Monika: Restraining order
Yuri: Murder
5:
Sayori: *Gets deleted*
Monika: This is so sad Alexa play Despacito
6:
Natsuki: and this is Yuri, my ex-friend.
Yuri: *Sighs*
Yuri: I'm her girlfriend.
7:
Yuri: Books are just dead tattooed trees
Natsuki: That's metal as fuck
Monika: Wow I like the way their corpses smell
Sayori: That was more creepy as fuck
8:
MC: Imagine if someone handed you a box of all the thing you'd lost over the years
Natsuki: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thanks for finding this!
Sayori: My will to live! I haven't seen this in 15 years!
Yuri: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!
Monika: Mental stability, my old friend!
MC: ... Could you guys lighten up a little?
9:
MC, about Yuri: What did you do with the body?
Monika: What didn't I do with the body?
MC:...
Monika: That sounded a lot more sexual than I intended. I disposed of her respectfully.
10:
Monika: (texting) Hey Natsuki! What are you doing?
Natsuki: Yuri.
Monika: What?
Natsuki: I-I mean I'm reading Yuri!
Monika: What's that?
Natsuki: It's a type of manga! DON'T LOOK IT UP!
Monika: Ok ok ok... (texting Yuri now) Hey Yuri! What are you doing?
Yuri: Natsuki.
Monika: What was that?
Yuri: I know what I said Monika.
Bonus:
Natsuki: I spy with my little eye, something that begins with the letter 'S'
Yuri: *Looks over at Sayori and Monika*
Yuri: Is it 'sexual tension'?
Extra Bonus:
Natsuki: My girlfriend is too tall for me to kiss her? what should I do?
Monika: Punch her in the stomach, and when she doubles over in pain, kiss her.
Sayori: Tackle her.
Mc: Kick her in the shin.
Yuri: NO TO ANY OF THAT! JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN!
(almost to number ten, huh? interesting-)