1:
MC: Four female ghost busters? The feminists are taken over!
Also MC: i'M aN aDulT vIrGiN
2:
Natsuki: Bitch gon step on my toe bitch with the fucking cowgirl fucking boots- bitch disgusting.
3:
Sayori: aHHHH
Natsuki: AhHHH! sThAAAp! I fixin' to drop my croissant!
Sayori: *Small chuckle*
4:
[When MC Sides With Natsuki]
Yuri: This is bullshit...
Monika: Did you just curse? Because we don't talk like that in this goddamn motherfucking club. Shit-
5:
Monika: Hi son. You sick?
Sayori: *Dying of crippling depression* Y-Yeah.. Do you think I-I can get some chicken noodle soup?
Monika: No, j̵̨̈́̒̊ŭ̷̫̃́̕ş̶̳̗͋͝ͅt̷̜̩̻͂̆̎ ̷̮̺̮͌̀͑̕s̵̬͛̆͛͝h̵̖̿̈́u̷̹̓̅t̷̜̅́ ̷͚̀ư̶͈̭̲̐͝p̵͇̞̝̫͒ ̷͓̼͍͇̄a̴̛̰̝͇̓̂͜n̷̦̓͋d̴̫̋̿͆ ̵̱̖̐͂͐̊d̸̡̹͊ĩ̸̻̪̗͉e̴̥͘͘ ̵͚̦͈̀ͅs̵̨̳͉͎͂͂̿l̵͓̳̮͛́̓̐o̶͓̺̝̕w̷͓͝l̴̼̩͍̀̈̀͝y̶̧̩̓̈́
Sayori: OkAy-
6:
Sayori: Hey guys, I'm depressed.
Sayori: *Munches on cookie*
Sayori: GAng GanG (somehow i cant picture sayori saying that-)
7:
(this is a bunch of sayori ones im sorry-)
Sayori: *Throwing papers* I CAN'T FIND IT!
Monika: *Walks in* What are you looking for?
Sayori: My happiness.
8:
Yuri: *Walks by MC*
MC: Hey, wassup girl-
Monika: *Grabs MC's Hand* gIRL yOu LooK fieRCe tOdAy AnD wE lOvE iT!
MC: What are you doing??
Monika: If you get a girlfriend you won't have time for me, man.
MC: ... wHAT DO YoU meAN?
9:
Natsuki: *On the phone* Sir, there's a dead body here!
911 Operator: Ma'am, what is she wearing?
Natsuki: Uhh.. Leggings and a brown sweater!
Yuri: Hey, give me that! *Grabs phone* My sweater is beige actually.
10:
Natsuki: *Walks up to Yuri's car* Hey, you got a cigarette?
Yuri: U-Uhh.. I don't smoke, Natsuki... Y-You know this..
Natsuki: fUCk OFf!
11:
Monika: Begone annoying thots.
Also Monika: *Blows away the other girls*
12:
Yuri: Haha!
Natsuki: Common now! Give it back!
Yuri: First you gotta say my name!
Natsuki: Alright, big daddy! Now common, give it back!
Yuri: ... My name's Yuri...
13:
Sayori: YURI, THE CEILINGS ARE COLLAPSING-
Yuri: Sayori, you're on the TV stand...
Sayori: *Looks down* AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
14:
MC: Natsuki, do you love me?
Natsuki: *Yawns* No... Too tired..
MC: *wow alright*
15:
Natsuki: *Singing the Barney theme song*
MC: What are you, five?
Natsuki: Yeah, five inches deep in your mom.
Bonus:
Yuri: You see, I don't eat plants nor animals because I think it's wrong and inhumane.
Also Yuri: Instead I drink a lot of chemicals.
Extra Bonus:
Natsuki: If I order a twenty piece nugget and you give me one sauce..
Yuri: A-And, And-
Natsuki: DO THE MATH!!
Also Natsuki: *Glares at Yuri*