Monika: Permission to kill like crazy once the game starts?
MC: Permission extremely denied.
Monika: Permission self-granted.
MC: Oh god damn it.
2:
MC: *Takes a deep breathe*
MC: I lov—
Yuri: Yes
Natsuki:you love Sayori
Yuri: we know,
Natsuki: you love Sayori so much,
Yuri: she's the light of your life,
Natsuki: your suns and stars,
Yuri: you love her so much,
Natsuki: you just love Sayori,
Yuri: we
Natsuki: know
Yuri: you love Sayori so fucking much,
Natsuki: you just love Sa
Yuri: yo
Natsuki: ri
Yuri: so much,
Natsuki: we know,
Yuri: we get it,
Natsuki: you
Yuri: love
Natsuki: Sayori
Yuri: WE
Natsuki: G E T
Yuri: IT!!
MC: -
MC: -
MC: Guys, I was going to say that I love this apple juice.
Natsuki: -
Yuri: -
Monika: -
MC: Sayori loves apple j—
3:
Natsuki: Hey, Monica?
Monika: Actually, it's spelled 'Monika.'
Natsuki: These are words we're saying out loud with our mouths what the fuck is the difference-
4:
MC: I don't care about anything, I just wanna go home and watch anime.
Sayori: *Makes sad expression*
MC: Whoa wHOa there hold on Hold On what happened don't worry it's fine babe I got this who hurt you WHO fucking hurt my Sayori I will destroy you I'll cUT A BITC—
5:
MC: So if you have 10 cookies and you give me 8, how many would you have left?
Sayori: 0.
MC: Come on, Sayori. It's basic math-
Sayori: Because I would give them all to you!
MC: -
MC, holding back tears: Oh-
6:
Monika: How come whenever I have fun, it's considered 'wrong'?
MC: Monika, when you have fun, people die.
7:
Toxic Community: Hey Monika! How do you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?
Monika: How do you celebrate Valentines day if nobody likes you?
Toxic Community: uHh..
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8:
Reporter, on TV: Currently, the young man is still climbing up the pole. He has managed to reach five or six stories!
Monika, watching the news with Natsuki, Yuri and Sayori: Man, there are reckless idiots out this early?
MC, from the pole: Hey!
Natsuki: Oh man, it's OUR idiot!
9:
Monika, to MC: And here's our wonderful literature club!
Natsuki, slamming Yuri's face against the board: TWI! LIGHT! ISN'T!! LITERATURE!!!
10:
Sayori: I stand by what I said when I was drunk.
MC: You were yelling at me about how we don't deserve ducklings-
Sayori: Listen. We live in a cruel, disgusting world that is dark and angry. Have you seen a duckling, MC? they are soft, fluffy, and pure.
