"Hey, Rem" Sirius said poking the other boys arm trying to get his attention for the a millionth time.
"Yes pads?" Remus said putting his book down obviously getting sick of Sirius bugging him.
"Wow when I said "Accio Hottie" I didn't expect to work" Sirius said a fake shocked looked in his eyes. Remus just rolled his eyes in response.
"Hm what about.." The blacknette said stroking his imaginary beard. "Wanna go manage some mischief together? I solemnly I swear I'm up to no good" He said trying another pick up line. Moony snorted.
"You don't need accio to make me come" Sirius smirked his famous Sirius Black smirk. That one really got the werewolf's attention.
"S-Sirius!" Remus stuttered blushing a deeper red then Lilly' hair. Padfoot laughed holding his chest, almost falling off the bed.
"Sirius, you must play Quidditch because I know a keeper when I see one" Remus said crossing his legs.
"Oh now your saying pick up lines, I see what you're trying to doing your trying to get me to scream louder than a mandrake, sneaky werewolf" Sirius shot back at him. It was like they were having a 'pickup line war' but when he said another line Remus was getting more flustered every time.
"Yes that was my objective this whole time" Remus said sarcastically.
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A/N I got this idea from a Harry Potter pickup line I saw on Instagram so I got inspired by that to write this. I know it's short but it's kinda cute i guess
