BNHA Chatfic- Welcome to hell

13: weeewoooweeewooo

Jirou: gays omg wait
Kouda: ?
Jirou: we can't charge our fucking phones
Kouda: ohshot
Kirishima: I can
Sero: ^
Mina: ^^
Kaminari: im a charger
Jirou: awh fuck
Jirou: momos gotta make sumthin
Momo: There's a 25% chance I don't know how to make what you want sis.
Jirou: babe*
Momo: Oh whatever.
Midoriya: why are you texting at 5 in the morning I'm trying to sleep
Iida: I'm awake and I'm on your team.
Midoriya: ...go back to bed
Kirishima: wait no one's added bakubabe back
Kirishima: i mean what
Iida: Oh! Right I'll do that.
Iida added Bakugou to the chat
Jirou: are we just gonna gloss over the fact that kiri said bakubabe
Bakugou: call him kiri again and your dead bitch
Bakugou: before mcr gets back together
Jirou: BAKUBITCH NO

"Dude, your laughing crazily." Kirishima said to Bakugou as he was laughing like and evil geinus. "Hah, I'm being an ass."

Bakugou looked at his phone seeing messages from Jirou, Tokoyami and... Shinshou? "Wait what the fuck? Why is mind dude in our class?" He asked. "Oh, remember Midoriya got rid of Mineta, so he was added to the class."

"Hmph. I guess that makes sense, the dudes strong.." Bakugou said and sighed, tossing his phone. "Oh, Kat, I saw Sero and Kami being gay."

"Spill it sis, spill it" Bakugou said while taking a sip of water. "Ok, so Mina pushed Sero into Kaminari and their fingers like, intertwined, and they were holding each other," he said  to Bakugou. "Hah that's.. holy shit why can I see them being a couple? Jesus.." "but, there's more, so while I was starting a fire, I overheard them talking and I heard Kaminari say something and Sero said to him 'Go suck a dick!' and I swear, I swear I heard Kaminari say back to him 'I'll suck yours'" Bakugou stared at him, and stared until he said "I gotta-" and cut himself off by grabbing his phone and typing something in chat, but it wasn't chat chat, it was PM's

Bakugou: I think someone is listening in on our convos, I saw some figures outside the tent
Kirishima: text Mina and all of them, just the squad
Bakugou: the 'squad' really?
Kirishima: ssshshhshs

A second or so later the heard Mina, fangirl screaming. Kirishima and Bakugou rushed out of the tent to see what was happening and, oh boy did Bakugou grab his phone and take a photo or two.

Bakugou: imageholy.jpg
Bakugou: imageholy2.jpg
Jirou: is that
Mina: YOU GOT PICTURES??
Todoroki: i told you they were gay
Aoyama: exussue muah, is that kaminari-kun and sero-kun?
Bakugou: that's the golden prize
Kaminari left the chat
Sero left the chat
Mina: aw someone go talk to them, kirishima you go
Kirishima: 👌

Kirishima ran in the direction that they went to and found them a few minutes later. They didn't seem to notice him so he stayed quiet. Sero had his arm wrapped around Kaminari who seemed to be crying. Sero seemed to be trying to teach him how to skip rocks but Kaminari was just too much of a mess. They started walking over to the bench that Kirishima was hiding behind but he jumped to he side and hid. "Denk, it's gonna be okay," Sero said to him, trying to calm him down. "H-hanta, it-its not! The-they're all g-gonna judge u-u-us" Kaminari said through tears and sniffles. Kirishima slowly walked through the leaves to the path and acted like he was walking back to them. "Hey, uh, I came here just to make sure you were alright. Both of you." He said coming closer. Kaminari dug his face into Sero's neck while he talked to Kirishima. "He's scared the class is gonna judge him, us, really." "N-no, th-they all are.." Kaminari said, mumbling it into Sero's neck. "Hey, Kaminari, you know they aren't. I'm not judging you, Mina wasn't, Bakugou wasn't and no one else will," Kirishima said looking at him with his hand out "Come on, let's go back to our site, both of you."

Sero got up, picking Kaminari up bridal style and carrying him back to the tent where he passed out on the way. "Hey, Kirishima," Sero said to Kirishima waiting for a response, "Hm? Whaddya need?" "Oh just a thanks for reassuring him." h
He responded to Kirishima with. "Hahah no problem bro, I'm here to help!"

Kirishima grabbed his phone from his pocket and messaged chat that had a lot of worried messages.

Kirishima: don't worry guys! s all good
Mina: OHTHANKGOD
Bakugou: whoo, that's good

Kirishima turned his phone off and walked with Sero in silence back to the camp site.

Weewoo it'ss mee
I'm alive
I'm updating
It's the weekend
It's lit
Goodnight