BNHA Chatfic- Welcome to hell

for the side characters- 51

Jirou: the original edge gang

arise

Shoji: o shit we having a meeting?

Tokoyami: there's gonna be chicken

Kouda: o-owo uwu uwu qwq qnq owo pwp owu?

Jirou: yeah you can

Kouda: OWO UWU UWU OWO UOU

Bakugou: ILL HELP COOK IT

Kirishima: you're not slaughtering a chicken and cooking it

Todoroki: THEN ILL DO IT

Midoriya: SHOU NO

Ojirou: can i beat it around??

Shoji: yes you can

Aoyama: i am not an original edge, but may i join? i know hitoshi is a part and i'd love to see what happens

Shinshou: you don't want to be a part

Tokoyami: as leader 2 i allow you to come. just wear black sequins

Aoyama: deal! ✨🖤✨🖤✨

Shinshou: i'll dress you properly

Iida: Why are we killing chickens?

Jirou: it's best you don't ask

Todoroki: @tsuyu can u make it to the meeting?

Tsuyu: no, choco and i are going on a date

Midoriya: that's literally the cutest pet name ever

Tsuyu: aw, her dad came up with it

Tokoyami: the meeting is gonna be pretty empty with no luigi summonings

Ojirou: ILL SUMMON LUIGI

Kouda: owo uwu unu owo owo Sato??

Sato: ill make sure the chicken gets cooked right.

ooh ill bring some spices and salt too! we don't want to be possessed by demons now do we?

Tokoyami: shit i gotta bring my sage box

Kirishima: can i bring my pet brick?

Sero: i want to see your pet brick.

Kirishima:

Mina: that's literally just you and bakugou with a baby rock

Tokoyami: you can bring your pet brick

Todoroki: GAY PANIC

Tokoyami: I KNOW WHAT YOUR PANICKING ABOUT I GOT THE NOTIF HOLYFUCKHESBACKANDCOMINGOUT

Shoji: DANIELHOWELLISGAYANDSOARWWE

Hagakure: omg same

Mina: also omg same

Uraraka: that's lesbian

Shinshou: honestly though

Jirou: MEET MEET IN FIVE

Kaminari: zzo

zzoooweema

ma

mamawee

weewee zooooooo

Aoyama: did kaminari-kun short circuit?

Kaminari: zeeewoomaom

Ojirou: that's a yeah

Shinshou: k yuga is reeady

rejad

ready

Hagakure: can i bring lenoamlde

lwmoaned

linoade

linoade

lelemom juco

lemojn juces

lionoade

lemnode

lamonade

lemonade

can i bring lemonade

Shoji: SIS DID YOU HAVE A S T R O K E JDJR

Bakugou: this deserves a

r/ihadastroke

Kouda: owo uwu uwu uwu owu uwo oco ucu

Tokoyami: im so proud of this community

Sato: where is the gathering

Jirou: it starts now and it's in the forest

being the dorms

Sato: k i have spices and seasonings

any condiments anyone wants?

Bakugou: ketchup, mustard, mayonnaise and tartar sauce

Ojirou: your fuckin weird

Bakugou: shut it furry

Sato: okay, lemme get my salt and pepper, tokoyami, do you have your sage?

Tokoyami: yeah

Jirou: HURRY UP I HAVE THE OUIJA BOARD

Shoji: WERE COMING IN CLOAKS AND BLACK OK

Jirou: OK

hecks dan uploaded and im refreshed
uh
pride month has been sucky
florida is way too hot

and my pride kiribaku book is coming along smoothly
almost 3000 words

kbyehopeyouenjoyed