BNHA Chatfic- Welcome to hell

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12:01 AM Saturday, April 20

Kirishima: katsuki!

Bakugou: what

Kirishima: happy birthday

Bakugou: u woke up just to message the group chat to tell me happy birthday

Kirishima: yep

Bakugou: if u got me a gift im not accepting it

Kirishima: too bad, i got u one and you taking it wether you like it or not cause it was really expensive

Bakugou: why did u spend money on me

Kirishima: cause i love uu

Bakugou: i love u too but don't spend money on me

Kirishima: to bad cause i already did

9:47 AM

Mina: the fact that kirishima woke up to be the first person to tell bakugou happy birthday makes me happy

Bakugou: shut it pinky

Uraraka: happy birthday bakugou! if u don't want a gift i won't buy one but i am buying you cat food for all might

Bakugou: i can get it myself

Tsuyu: no you can't

Mina: we will get you cat stuff

Jirou: you can't stop us

Momo: I will make items for All Might.

Uraraka: we care about you

Kirishima: i told u the class doesn't hate u

Bakugou: fuck all of u im staying with all might for the day

Todoroki: the only person you can fuck is kirishima

Bakugou: icy hot shut your fucking mouth

Iida: Is everything alright?

Kirishima: i highly suggest to leave katsuki alone he seems really pissed

Shinshou: r we gonna talk about how bakugous birthday is on 4/20 and 1 it's also hitlers birthday and 2 it's weed day

Bakugou: wait what

i was born on hitlers birthday??

Shinshou: yeah

Kaminari: can we get high

i wanna stick a vape pen up my nose

Sero: nno u cannt

Mina: i wanna see kami with a vape up his nose

Sero: draw it

Bakugou: who ever the fuck is outside of my door leave unless your ejirou

Kirishima: its me

Bakugou: fine you can come in

nooo get the fuck out with that cake

Sato: you will have a nice birthday

so fucking enjoy

Kouda: uwu uwu owo nwn pwp owo uwu owu uwo

Bakugou: no

Kouda: OWO UWU OWO

Bakugou: no

Midoriya: kacchan never liked celebrating his birthday and when it was he got really mad

Bakugou: shut up shitty nerd

Mina: bakugou i have something for all might can i come in

Bakugou: no

never

leave

Kirishima: please let her in

Bakugou: no im not accepting anything

Mina: pleaseeee it's for all might

Bakugou: no

12:25 PM

Tokoyami: i just saw bakugou bolt out of his dorm and run to grab some of my chicken nuggets

Bakugou: im fucking hungry oka y

Kirishima: can i go to ur dorm

Bakugou: fine

Kirishima: ee

i have something

Bakugou: it better not be a gift

Kirishima: it's not

Mina: did bakugou blow up kirishima

Kirishima: he was happy about the gift but for mad and blew up a pillow

Bakugou: it's the only gift I'm accepting good fucking night

Mina: it's 12:30

Bakugou: GOOD NIGHT