Alana: You better be god damn thankful that Craig got me out of that closet.
Emily: How did he get you out of the closet?
Craig: Tweek. Coffee. and ' The Taking Off Of Clothes'.
Tweek: G-GAHH!
Alana: Don't wanna talk about it. Anyway I have a requested person from JuanFranco1. Actually 2 but we all agreed that Damien was gonna be an asswipe, so we didn't. This was for being the actual first person to request. Ladies and gentlemen, Christophe.
Christophe: I don't even know WHY I agreed on doing zis.
Alana: Yeah, shuddap. I'm sorry but I absolutely hate French people. Just don't judge me.
Emily: So we have one available spot. And no questions.
Alana: Yep so please ask soon. And... bye. *goes back in janitors closet*
Craig: MOTHERFUCKER
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