Epsilon Unit/Blue Base
To Church limping his way to Blue Base with Caboose and Wade standing at the entrance.
Church: Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.
Caboose: Church, you're home! Welcome back.
Wade: What happened to your foot?
Church: The Red's just shoot me in the goddamn foot. (Sarcastic) So yeah, thanks for helping me you guys
Wade: Well, you did say to stay on the cliff.
Caboose: And we did...Yeah that was helping.
Church: Oh really? Then why aren't you two on the cliff right now?
Wade: Got bored watching you.
Caboose: Oh, I thought the helping part was over.
Church walks away and around the base a bit.
Church: Ow, ow, ow, assholes, ow.
Tucker and Zeta emerge from the top of the
base.
Zeta: Oh, hey Church.
Tucker: You're back already?
Church stops and looks up to them.
Church: What do you mean already? It took me half an hour to limp across this goddamn canyon.
Tucker: Yeah, but we thought they were going to kill you, I expected you back never so in my mind you're early.
Church: Shut up.
Caboose: He is right about the two different times.
Church: You shut up too.
Caboose: Alright, now the helping part is definitely over!
Caboose heads inside the base.
Church: Damn it. This is exactly what I get for trying to fix things.
Wade: What are you trying to fix?
Church: Everything. Us. The Reds. Trying to make things the way they're supposed to be.
Zeta: Did you screw things up again!
Church: Hey, it's not my fault! (Groans sharply) My foot!
Tucker: Are you okay?
Church: Am I okay? Do I look okay? Do I sound okay?
Tucker: I don't know you're wearing full body armor and bleeding. That means you're either dying or just whining.
Church: Well I'm hurt alright.
Wade: Do you need us to call Command? Have them send a medic?
Church: No! No medic, I'm not hurt that bad, besides those guys are just...bad luck.
Caboose comes out of the base.
Caboose: I already called Command.
Church: You did?
Zeta: Caboose, didn't we tell you not to use the radio?
Caboose: Right. Unless it is an emergency. And then I can use it to call Command. And also 800 numbers I see on TV. Because those are free to call.
Church: 800 numbers?
Tucker: Damn it Caboose what did you order this time?
Caboose: Nothing.
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Red vs Blue Season 9: Male Oc
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