Heavenly twin chaos

chapter 27

Fairies.

They are said to be tiny humans with wings, like tinkerbell. They are said to be sweet and cuddly. You only see them when they want you to see them. They love cream and if you drop salt or sugar (no matter how strong the faery) it has to bend down and count the grains.

However they seem to of forgotten that they are not tiny creatures but are the size of well a human. They are also fiesty creatures who love to throw things at peoples heads. How do I know all this? Well I am currently hiding behind a turned over table as a faery throw pots at our heads.

My first thought was hey the bastard doesn't like angels but it turns out that my brother once had a thing with a faery but never called back.

"Ry as your big sister I have to say this. Your an idiot! "

Ry and I were currently in faery kingdom trying to recruit some people for the war. I thought this gig would be a peace of cake because well... we are dealing with faeries. I am being proven wrong.

"It was a long time ago. Bleh you girls can hold a grudge". We had been behind the table for a good half hour and I was getting bored. "Alright Ryan on three we attack...1.....2...3!"

He jumped out and was knocked to the ground by a pot. "Aaaah what hell! River you didn't jump". I burst out laughing at him. Servers him right for breaking a faeries heart. He ducked behind the table and began to caress his head.

"Alright Ryan you go high and I'll go low but make sure to dodge the pots.1......2......3"

We both jumped out I got the girl by the legs while my brother grabbed her arms. She was trying to fight us off and let me say for a tiny girl she is strong. We managed to get her on her back but she kicked me in the face and I let go. Im going to have a bruise tomorrow.

That is it time bring out the big guns. I took a pack of sugar out my pocket and spilt it on the floor. Gina the faery my bro slept with screamed out a bunch of swearwords and began to count the grains.

"We should of just done that before hy". Ryan looked at me with a death stare. "Hey I got kicked in the face".We tyed the faery up and pressed the timer. Thirty five minutes. Phew made it just in time.

Allow me to explain.

We came to faery Kingdom with the help of a witch. We found the king and queen. They said they would help us if we were to catch a faery. We laughed as we thought it would be easy. Turned out that the faery we had to catch was the one my brother slept with and didn't call back. Man is she one pissed off little faery.

"Well done angels. Turns out you are not as dumb as we thought." The faery queen said with a smirk on her face.

"I'd be careful if I were you. I think I still have some sugar in my pocket". I smirked at her and she glared back at me.

"We will help you girl but on one condition" spoke the king. I motioned for him to carry on. "Your brother goes on a date with Gina just once. If he doesn't like it then we all shall move on". My brother bursts out laughing but once he realises that no one is joking he gives me a pleading look.

"Fine just ONE date and no funny business from you Gina". She glares at me and it gives me a cold shiver. So much for sweet and cuddly. I turn to my brother to find him glaring at me which makes me smile and put and L on my forehead for 'Loser'.

Serves him right for sleeping with the faery princess and not calling back.

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"Why dont you look lovely my dear brother". We were currently in his room that the faery people have provided for him while we stay. Tonight he was going on a date with Gina. He calls it torture while I call it 'taking one for the team'.

He was dressed in black jeans and a dark blue buttoned up shirt that was folded all the way to his elbows. He glared at me through the mirror while I smirked. He picked up his jacket and headed for the door. Poor boy.

I decided to do some exploring while I was here. The house was more of a castle I must say and our rooms were on the second level. I made my way to the kitchen and made a chicken sandwich. I sat at the table and ate in silence. An old man walked in. He had a walking stick and long grey beard.He looked well over 100. He sat down opposite me.

"Aahh River I was wondering when you would come here."

I stared at him looking confused and he chuckled.

"You are very strong deep inside but on the surface you are too human. That is what is bringing you down."

"I'm sorry but who are you?"

"My name is Pickles and I am the oldest faery alive".

I shoved my fist in my mouth to prevent myself from laughing at his name. He gave me a bored look and I looked down sheepishly.

"I have a message for you from above. ...You will find love in the most unexpected place and not everything is as it seems"

"Listen old man I already have a mate and what's with the riddles?"

"A wolf with an angel how absurd. What will your children be wongles? Sheesh you are slow. I mean how can the most powerful supernatural being be mated to a dog. A dog with soo much lies. But dont worry all shall be revealed soon."

I looked down at my sandwich the looked up and opened my mouth to say something but no one was there. A female faery maid walked in.

"Hey did you see Pickles the oldest faery walk out?"

She chuckled. "Pickles died a long time ago. But they say his spirit walks the land and protects us". She then quickly walked out.

Strange...The sooner my brothers date is over the sooner I can go home and see Tyler I mean Luka. Wait where did that come from.

Eugh I must be really tired. I finished up my food then went to sleep in Ryans room. I want to hear all about his date when he gets back. I smile like a lunatic as I make my way to his room