i. jean-claude

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༉‧₊˚✧ 𝐑𝐀𝐒𝐏𝐁𝐄𝐑𝐑𝐘 𝐆𝐔𝐌 !
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NEW FROM DAVID DOBRIK THIS
MADE HER CRY (emotional)!










THE VIDEO STARTS OFF in david's living room. he is filming a nineteen year old daisy eat a banana, with zane make sexual commentary and moans because of it, which makes daisy visibly annoyed and she throws the half–eaten banana at zane. the banana hits him square in the face and david bursts out laughing at the scenario. after that, david's intro begins with the black background and white details of that day's vlog. it was going to be the third vlog of 2019, making it the 533rd vlog.

david's voice was playing over the video clip of him walking to his pool table, with a pink eye mask covering his eyes. " this morning i was dragged out of bed for a surprise i'll never forget. "

he takes off his eye mask to see a man giving him a bag of chipotle, congratulating him on the ten million subscribers he hit in december. " holy shit, " david comments looking visible confused and then the camera pans out to the mariachi band that started to play their instruments.

" wait, wait, wait, wait . . . ten million subscribers deserves a little more than a bag of burritos, " one of the two men begins what seem like a rehearsed skit of how they were going to surprise david.

" so we contacted chipotle, " the other man continues pulling out a wooden box, with chipotle's logo on it.

" get the fuck out! " david's voice interrupts now from behind the camera, as he knew exactly what was in the box.

" and you are now a chipotle celebrity! " the man finally reveals and everyone around the camera laughs at the scene.

" holy shit! " david laughs and then does the bro hug thing with one of the men, " thank you! that is so cool! "

the camera cuts to david and one of the men dancing together to the mariachi band for a second or two. the camera now shows the chipotle celebrity card with david's voice playing as a backtrack, " free burritos for an entire fucking year. i had to go to my friends to brag. "


the clip continues with the theme about the chipotle celebrity card. there is scott, jonah, josh and todd sitting on a sofa with a wall painting of david in the background. the four guys sat there clueless and curious of what's about to happen.

   " guys, you are now sitting next to, " david starts and you can practically hear the pride in his voice, " one of this year's chipotle celebrities! "

david laughs and they all start cheering at the same time, making it hard to understand what was going apart from the visible cheers and happiness in the faces of the guys.

david now films todd, showing the burrito card to him, " todd, how cool is that? "

todd just shakes his head with a laugh and says the same thing he always says, " jesus christ. "

   " guys, we're all gonna get to share this equally, " the camera cuts to david starting a joke for the vlog.

𝐑𝐀𝐒𝐏𝐁𝐄𝐑𝐑𝐘 𝐆𝐔𝐌.    dobrikWhere stories live. Discover now