Chapter Thirty

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INTERMISSION
Chapter Thirty

A Normal Day In The Earth Squad Group Chat

Ogygia

11:30 AM

Tino:
Please tell me you're lying...

Matthew:
I am being 100% truthful
I warned him and everything

Tino:
Poor Alfred :(

Antonio:
I wouldn't say poor Tino
From the sounds of it Alfred had every chance to not to throw the bowling ball

Gilbert:
if you ask me i think alfred was showing those pins whos boss

Elizabeta:
That's why we weren't asking you.

Gilbert:
And thats why i wasnt asking you

Elizabeta:
You're just being bitter because I'm a better bowler than you

Gilbert:
HA
Thats funny
Because i am definitely a better bowler than you

Antonio:
Hmmm, bowling actually does sound fun now

Tino:
Yeah! I could go for a round!

Vladimir:
Then it's decide
We will go bowling together as a powerful group

Matthew:
Oh, hey Vladimir
When did you get here?

Elizabeta:
He's been here the whole time. He was just reading the messages though

Gilbert:
how lame

Vladimir:
I was just waiting for the perfect moment to enter
And do THIS

Vladimir has added ____ and Carla to the chat

Vladimir:
Huzzah!
Welcome to the Island of Ogygia, _____ and Carla!

____:
You actually had a group chat?

Tino:
Heya, ____

____:
Hey, Tino :)
Do you guys just talk in here instead of talking in person?

Matthew:
Pretty much...
It's easier to talk without someone cutting you off

Elizabeta:
By someone, he means Gilbert

Gilbert:
HEY

Vladimir:
Of course we have a group chat! how else were we supposed to talk to each other for the past 100 years?

____:
Well, you obviously didn't use a chatroom all that time, dumbass. The chatroom wasn't invented until 1973

Tino:
For the public, at least.

____:
Excuse me?

Vladimir:
You're excused! Now, can you stop yelling at me about this now?

____:
Um, let me think about it?
No.
The fact that this actually exists makes me want to yell at you more.

Vladimir:
D:
But I'm not lying to you!!

____:
Sure you aren't now but I remember a solid few years of deception, bud.

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