𝘾𝙤𝙢𝙥𝙪𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙇𝙪𝙫 [𝘐𝘵 𝘍𝘢𝘯𝘧𝘪𝘤]

𝐬𝐢𝐱𝐭𝐞𝐞𝐧.

Stan woke up the next day feeling Richie kiss all over his face. Stan laughed softly and swatted Richie away lazily. "Finally. I thought you died in your sleep." Richie sighed out. "Well good morning to you too." Stan yawned and stretched as he sat up. Richie stood up and grabbed his glasses, putting them on before walking toward the door. "I didn't make breakfast yet, however I think it'll be even more romantic if we made something together." Richie shrugged softly before walking out of the room. Stan waited a bit before walking down the stairs and when he saw Richie in the kitchen he really got to see what Richie was wearing. Richie was wearing an oversized light blue and white vertically striped button up with the top two buttons unbuttoned, some black boxer-briefs and some black knee high socks. Stan snuck up behind him and kissed him on the shoulder.

"You look like a housewife." Stan joked, making Richie chuckle. "I'll take that as a compliment." beamed Richie. They then heard a knock on the door and Stan gave Richie a perplexed look before making his way over to the door. "Wait, is that my dad's shirt." Stan asked, stopping in his tracks. Richie looked down at himself before sighing. "Shit, I thought it was yours! Now i have old man Uris cooties on me." pouted Richie. "Be right back." he stated quickly before running upstairs. Another knock could be heard from the door and Stan groaned in annoyance. "Alright, alright, I'm coming." he mumbled as he continued to make his way to the door and open it. When he saw who it was he was shocked.

"Bill! Hey! What are you doing here?" He tried to put on the most enthusiastic voice he could. "Can I t-t-talk to you?" Bill asked. Stan took a quick glance toward the stairs before looking back at Bill. "I...don't know if that's a good idea right now. I'm kind of busy-" and in that moment the exact thing Stan mentally prayed would not happen happened. Richie came back down the stairs in one of Stan's button ups this time. "Hey, so I was wondering since we didn't get to finish last time do you wanna finish later or right no- oh shit." Richie cut himself off once he saw Bill. They stared at each other for a moment and it seemed that Bill was piecing everything together in that moment. "Uh, Bill, it's not what it looks or sounds like-"

Bill scoffed. "S-so you've b-b-been cheating on m-me?" He sounded so heart broken yet so mad at the same time. "With o-one of my b-bestest friends a-a-at that. For h-how long?" Bill continued. Richie was frozen in his spot and Stan's jaw hung like he was going to say something yet nothing came out. "H-how long, Stanley?"
"A few months now." Stan admitted and he hung his head in shame. "S-so, basically th-the whole time we-we-we've been together?" He questioned. All Stan did was nod in response. Bill then looked back at Richie and gave him a threatening look before turning away. "W-well I was c-co-coming here to tell y-you that I got into the s-same college as you, but i g-guess that's not important now." Bill muttered before walking off, leaving Richie and Stan just staring at the spot he was previously in. Stan eventually closed the door and there was silence between the two. Richie then gasped and into the kitchen. "Shit the pancakes ate burnt! So much for breakfast."

A/N Well the secret is out I guess.

Fact#16: I wear glasses with a thicc ass prescription because I'm blind as fuck.