"News" Report
Reporter Johnson: "It's a snowy day here in the small town of Monroe, causing a no school day for Elementary Schools, Middle Schools, and High Schools."
"Believe it or not, some adults even have the day off. Either their car is having some problems, or their work called a snow day! That's right folks you heard me! Spend this blessed, devil's weather day with friends and family. (Unless you're me and don't live close to friends, and your mom is at the grocery store)"
RANDOM REPORTS!
Tammy: "Fluffy white dogs are going missing! I believe the dogs look like snow. That's why their going missing, people! You all are idiots!"
Reporter Johnson: "Ok, ok, Tammy calm down. How about I buy you some coffee after the show?"
Tammy: "Fine."
Reporter Johnson: "Thank you, Tammy. Anyways, let's get straight into the spicy secrets. Jeffery?"
Jeffrey: "Hello Bob!"
Reporter Johnson: "No, we're live on television, so call me Reporter Johnson."
Jeffery: "Oh right, yeah. Sorry Bob. Anyways, news today says that famous mystery writer Frito, has gone absolutely insane and farted on someone the other day."
Reporter Johnson: "Farted?"
Jeffery: "That's right Bob you heard me."
*Awkward Silence*
Reporter Bob Johnson: "No! No. It's just Reporter Johnson, tech crew! Change it back!"
Samir: "Fine. Only if you give me a promotion."
Reporter Dickhead Johnson: "That's very childish of you, Samir."
Reporter Samir: "I know. That's why I'm doing it!"
Reporter Dickhead Johnson: "Tammy! Get him out of here."
Slave: "Yes sir! Hey... Why does it say slave for me? I'm Tammy! Not Slave!"
Reporter Dickhead Johnson: "Ok Samir! I'll give you a promotion! Just change our names back."
Reporter Samir: "Fine!"
*Reporter Samir changes Reporter Dickhead Johnson back to Reporter Johnson*
Reporter Samir: There.
*Reporter Samir changes Slave back into Tammy*
Tammy: "Thanks."
*Reporter Samir changes back to Samir*
Reporter Johnson: "Any ways let's talk about the elephant in the room. Where did it come from? Did one of the fans bring it in?"
Jeffery: "Reporter Dickhead Johnson, Slave, and Reporter Samir, out. That's all folks! Thanks for joining us on Reporter Dickhead's Daily News!
Reporter Johnson: " Jeffery leave the camera alone! No, n-"
*Cuts to darkness*
(Not meant to mock anyone, any company, or any events that may have happened)
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