“Hello everyone. Welcome back to the Daily Screech and uh.... Well the studio burnt down so we're filming this in Samir's garage,” Reporter Johnson said and wrapped an arm around the short Samir.
Samir grins and nods.
“That's right!”
“Anyways, onto the news!” Reporter Johnson exclaimed excitedly.
“First up we've got Jay with the weather.”
Jay pushed Samir and Reporter Johnson out of the way and grinned at the camera.
“Hello everyone! Welcome BACK to my weather segment.” --Jay paused and stuffs chippus into his mouth--
“So today it's hot as *bleep* because I'm walking planet Earth today! --And because Samir's garage is insanely hot--”
Reporter Johnson rolls his eyes at Jay and shoves him out of the view of the camera.
“And now to Jeffery with some hot news!”
“Hullo Samir and Bob! Anyways, today we've got the rumor that Frito child is the demon to a Peanut!” Jeffery screeched out of no where and ran out of view of the camera.
“What..... What was that..?” Reporter Johnson asked and then rolled his eyes for the hundredth time that day.
“Anyways..... As I was sayin-”
“MILTON!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?? WHY ARE YOU HOLDING A STAPLER? AND A LIGHTER?! DON'T YOU *bleep* DARE SET MY HOUSE ON FIRE!!!!” Samir yelled and hid behind Reporter Johnson.
“I swear Milton, if you just want a job working with me just ask. Stop burning down buildings!”
“F-fine. Can I have a job?”
“No.”
“Anyways... Samir's got something to say apparently. What is it?”
“Umm.... PLEASE PLEASE ME ROBERT I SWEAR IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME CAKE I'LL SCREECH!!!”
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I want cake now.....
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