Reporter Johnson: "Hello everybody, this is Reporter Johnson coming to you live from... Wait.... Where are we? Uhh I mean... Jay! Come on in with the weather report, pal."
Jay: "HEY EVERYONE WELCOME BACK TO THE DAILY SCREECH WE'VE GOT SOME STUFF TO GO THROUGH TODAY, SO LET'S GET IT STARTED! First, it's still snowing and it's gonna be snowing for a while too, which caused writer, Frito, to make a poem about the snow!"
Reporter Johnson: "Thank you Jay! Now-"
Jay: "I'm not done yet. Anyways, NOW BECAUSE IT'S SNOWING SO DAMN MUCH I CAN'T LEAVE THE HOUSE AND BUY MORE CHIPUS!!! ok now I'm done."
*awkward silence*
Reporter Johnson: "Okay... Let's get into some weird rumors....... Jeffery?"
Jeffery: "Hello Bob! Anyways one totally weird, crazy rumor is that Frito's brother is out to kill."
Reporter Johnson: "I wouldn't be surprised if that was true. Her brother is terrifying."
Tammy: "Agreed."
Samir: "I swear if I don't get a raise I... I will quit this stupid job!"
Reporter Johnson: "Oh... Samir... I didn't know you still worked here."
Samir: "Great thanks a lot."
*flicker*
Reporter Johnson: "Why are the lights flickering?"
Jay: "HOLY SHITU THERE'S A GHOST!!!"
*Darkness*
Reporter Johnson: "Power outage.... Great, now I can't finish this report."
Jay: "Oh! Wait the cameras are still on! Yes you can!"
Reporter Johnson: "Great! But I kinda wanna go read some of ClassicRockLover04's instead of finishing the report now."
Samir: "Oh I love their fanfics! Maybe we should read some of that!"
Jay: "Let's eat some chipus with GodlyPeanut while we read!"
Everyone: "Yeah!"
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Btw the power outage thing actually happened to me a couple days ago and I couldn't update my book because of it XD
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