Daily Screech

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This chapter is going to be the original style :3
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Reporter Johnson: “Hello everyone, and welcome back to the Daily Screech! And boy do we have some interesting news for you all!”

*random clapping*

Reporter Johnson: “Alright. So this weekend, I was at the beach with Samir, but then.... A huge sea monster attacks!!! Everyone was scared and screaming, except for Samir. The sea monster is called an octopup, and all it wanted was beef jerky.....”

Jay: “TODAY'S WEATHER IS LITERALLY INSANE!!!!!! IT WAS SUNNY FOR ONCE!!!!!”

Reporter Johnson: “Jay.... I'm not done with my section yet. Anyways, we were trying to find a name, when an amazing person named PaulMcCharmley7 came up with a great one! Would you like to say it Samir?”

Samir: “The beautiful octopup is named.....”
*gets a huge sign out of nowhere*
“Snickers!!!!!”

Reporter Johnson: “That's right folks!!!! Anyways, because Jay already did his weather segment, it's Jeffery's turn to give out some hot rumors!”

Jeffery: “Hullo everyone!!! Anyways, todays rumor is 100% true! There's a video clip of Jay, our weather man, doing an impersonation of Reporter Johnson, and man it sure was accurate! I'll play the clip now!”

Reporter Johnson: “No, no, no! Stop the cameras! I don't care if Milton burns the place down! Turn 'em off!”

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