Reporter Johnson: "And we're back with another report of school being cancelled due to icy roads and snow."
Random Child: "YEAH TAKE THAT SCHOOL GO BURN IN TG3 FIERY PITS OF HE-"
*click*
Reporter Johnson: "Who let him in here?"
Tammy: "Sorry it's just my son. Come on give me the mic."
Random Child: ".........."
Reporter Johnson: "The mic is off. Keep it off. Looking at you, Samir!"
*cough* "uhh and now to the weather!"
*insert cheesy music here*
Weather segment with Jay
Jay: HOLY SHITU IT'S COLD AS BALLS! BUT THE SUN IS SHINING, CAUSING THE SNOW TO BE BRIGHT AS HELL! can I go eat my chipus now?
Reporter Johnson: *awkward silence*
"Uh.... Sure... *whispers* who hired him?!"
Off camera crew: "Bob, you did."
Reporter Johnson: "Me?! No I didn't! He's literally insane. Oh we're still on air... Right! Now let's go onto a bunch of random rumors being spread. Take it away, Jeffery."
Jeffery: "Hello Bob!"
Reporter Johnson: "Stop calling me Bob while live! It's Reporter Johnson!"
Jeffery: "Right. Anyways it is rumoured that Frito is a demon! That's right folks you heard that correctly! A demon!"
Reporter Johnson: "Where do you find these rumors? Actually... I don't want to know."
Samir: "You still haven't given me a raise!! That's all folks! Thanks for tuning in to Reporter Johnson's Daily News! send help we don't get paid."
Reporter Johnson: "Don't turn the camera off, Samir! Don't turn off the cam-"
*black screen*
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Randommy friend said "see you next year" and now I'm dying inside. There's also just a bunch of random stuff on here too, like all the adventures I have with my friends in art class, and all the overdue assignments due five months ago 😂😂 Speaking of ove...
