Various x Fem! Reader Yuri and Shoujo Ai One-Shots

Fate/EXTRA: Tamamo x Fem! Reader

AN: Both Tamamo and Nero are just so totes adorbs.

月の花嫁

Groaning, I rub my eyes and pull myself out of my futon at the racket going on outside. There was some kind of pop song blaring over some speakers along with the sounds of a crowd chanting.

Why do I get the feeling this is going to be a terrible day?

"Hiiiii~ my little piglets~! Thank you all for coming to my live today!"

Of course it's her. It can only be her. These guerrilla lives really need to stop happening. Especially in the morning. Just how many times can Tamamo lecture that self-proclaimed 'World's Cutest Idol' before she finally learns her lesson? I mean, she could at least have the decency to perform at noon rather than in the morning.

Speaking of, where is that fox anyways? When I wake up she's normally lying next to me staring creepily at my face and/or taking pictures. Maybe she already went down to deal with Elizabeth.

As if right on cue, the music suddenly cuts out followed by a faint, blood-curdling screen.

Yep. There it is.

I stifle a yawn as I slide open the wooden door to My Room and step out into the hallway of our mansion. Being the ruler of this world, Tamamo created an entire thriving civilization based off of ancient Japan. The days passed in peace as I spent time with my darling wife and her subordinates. It was a welcome change to all the fighting from the Holy Grail War.

By the time I made it to the main hall, Tamamo was just dragging Eli's limp body over the threshold of the entrance.

"Oh, Darling!" The fox woman exclaims, her fluffy tail swaying excitedly from side to side. "I'm sorry I wasn't there to wake you this morning. I was just out taking care of some trash."

"Gueeeehhh..." The small girl with dragon-like features lying on the ground moans in pain as if in response.

Well at least she's alive.

"You must be hungry!" Tamamo continues.  "This wonderful wife of yours shall fix up a delicious breakfast for you at once!"

Before I can so much as say a word, she dashes off past me into the kitchen. I can't help but smile and let out an exasperated sigh at her actions.

Bending down, I poke the still unconscious idol's cheek.

Huh. It's pretty squishy.

"Mrghrhgrhgh..."

I continue to entertain myself my molding the small girl's face until finally her eyes snap open and she springs up onto her feet.

"What the hell do you think you're doing to an idol?!" She screeches indignantly while jabbing a finger at me.

"I was bored," I reply with a shrug and tilt of my head.

"Grrrrrrr... First that stupid fox ruins my guerrilla live and now the little deer is invading my personal space. This has been a terrible day so far!"

Smiling softly, I gently pat the shorter girl's head. "Maybe you shouldn't hold surprise events and just properly schedule them. That way Tamamo won't get angry, and I'll be able to come watch."

"Eh?" Eli's face turns beet red at that. "H-Hmph! Fine then. If that's what you think. B-But it's not like I want you to come or anything! I-I'm just doing this so that stupid fox doesn't ruin my live again!"

Huffing, she stomps away, most likely heading to her room.

I chuckle and wave goodbye at the girl's retreating back. 

"Darling..."

My good mood suddenly turns sour as I hear a feral growl come from behind me.

Such a fearsome aura could only come from one person.

Despite my constant affirmations of love towards her, she can  still become more than a little jealous if she sees me interacting with others whom she deems 'rivals in love'.

"Just what do you think you're doing with that harlot?" Tamamo says in a sickly sweet tone. "You were acting awfully friendly with her."

My brain spins into top gear as I try desperately to think of a way to appease the ferocious beast about to accost me.

"N-No. That was just - I was just chatting with her."

"Ufufufu. Is that so? I see. Now, why don't you come with me. Breakfast is almost ready~."

I gulp and turn around slowly just in time to see a kitchen knife soar past my head and embed itself into the wood of the wall behind me.

"Oh dear~! How clumsy of me. It seems I was far too eager in my preparations and my hand slipped~. Please forgive me, Master~."

Note to self. Keep platonic touching of others to a minimum. Tamamo is way too scary when she's like this.

Sighing, Tamamo places a hand on her hips and twirls another knife in her free hand. "Really, Darling. I know how kind you are, but it still irritates me seeing you get close to other women. Your soul is handsome enough to make any maiden fall head over heels for you after all."

I blush at Tamamo's words. It wasn't anything I've never heard before, but my heart always flutters every time she compliments me.

"Sorry, my love" I apologize while offering the fox a slight smile. "I'll keep that in mind."

Tamamo giggle and skips up to me before pulling me in for a short kiss. 

"Now, let's get you filled up, Master~," she says in a sing-song manner while dragging me along to the dining hall. "We have a busy day ahead of us, and you'll need all the energy you can get as I remind you why this Tamamo no Mae is the only wife you will ever need."

I feel a cold sweat build up on my forehead at Tamamo's announcement of today's plans.

Looks like I was right. Today was going to be hell.