Various x Fem! Reader Yuri and Shoujo Ai One-Shots

Fate/Grand Order: Jeanne d'Arc Alter x Fem! Reader

AN: There's so many great waifus to choose from in F/GO, but Jalter is definitely one of the more popular ones without a doubt. She's not exactly my top pick, but I just love her personality. She's a lovely little cactus.

A Pure Maiden(!?!?)

"GET BACK HERE YOU BRAAAAAAT!!!"

An ear splitting screech emanating from a certain Avenger-class Servant could be heard echoing through the halls of Chaldea. The staff and other Servants paid her no mind as she doggedly pursued her younger version. This had become a regular occurrence where Santa Lily would do or say something that would embarrass and/or piss off evil Servant to no end.

"Masteeeerrrr!"

Just as I was taking a stroll to kill some time, the little Christmas themed Servant comes barreling down the corridor and quickly ducks behind me. Her small hands grip onto the edges of my skirt as she nervously peaks through the gap between my arm and my side. Not even five seconds pass before Jeanne Alter, wearing her purple coat and bodycon dress, appears around the corner. Her eyes immediately zero on in me before she begins stomping her way over, a nasty scowl plastered on her face.

"Move aside, Master," the woman growls. "That squirt's gonna get what's coming to her!"

Chuckling nervously, I hold my hands up in front of me in hopes of placating the angry Servant. "Now now. She's just a kid. I'm sure she didn't mean it, right?"

I look down at the little girl clinging to my clothing who nods adamantly. "That's right! Big me is just a big meanie!"

"Ah?!" Jeanne's expression morphs into a sneer as she leans forward until her face is just centimeters from mine. "Move. Before I make you."

Yeesh. What did Santa Lily do to her to make her this mad? Well, this happens almost everyday so I've more or less learned how to mediate things.

"Please calm down, Jeanne. Lily, why don't you apologize to her?"

I pat the Christmas themed Servant gently on the end, but she only shrinks back further.

Sighing, I shake my head and look back at her older version. "Can you please forgive her? What did she do anyways?"

"She said-! She... said... I..." Jalter's sentence trails off into incoherent mumbles as a fierce blush reddens her ashen skin.

"I'm sorry, I didn't quite hear that last part," I say, tilting my head slightly.

"Gaaaaah!" Gripping the sides of her head, Jeanne lets out a frustrated cry before glaring and jabbing a finger at my nose. "That doesn't matter right now! Just let me at her! The little brat's gonna pay!"

She's not going to budge, huh? Ugh. Where's the normal Jeanne when you need her? Actually, no. Never mind. If I bring the normal Jeanne here then Jalter's just going to get more irritated.

Well, in a situation like this then the best I can do is just run and try to find somewhere to hide with Santa Lily.

Taking a deep breath, I put on a bright smile and direct my gaze to the empty corridor behind Jalter, waving excitedly. "Hey! Jeanne, over here!"

"Huh?" My master plan works perfectly as Jeanne Alter turns around expecting to see her other self only to be met with the sight of bare hallway. "The hell're you talking about, Mas-?"

"Go, go, Miss Reindeer!" Little Jalter cries out cheerfully.

By the time she's turned back around, Santa Lily and I have already made our tactical retreat. Now the question is: Who do I go to for help?