Kid Icarus Uprising (your story)

Pandora's labyrinth of deceit 1/2

Y/N POV

The doors open for me and Pit

"Your destination is Pandora's labyrinth of deceit, the reapers certainly hid it well" said Palutena

"What are you talking about, I don't see anything" said Pit

A portal then opens up in front of us

"And here we have a space pocket, in you go" said Palutena

"Okay" I said slightly nervous

"This is getting weird" said Pit

"You'd have to be pretty out there to base your operations in a place like this" said Palutena

"Well, Pandora has always been pretty out there" said Pit

"It's true, the goddess of calamity even looks pretty out there. I guess it's no surprise that the path to her would be as twisted as she is" said Palutena

"Twisted, I'd say unhinged is more like it" said Pit

The two of us finally make it inside the labyrinth

"Whoa" I said

"This is not what I expected" said Palutena

We continue to encounter many illusions as we make our way through the labyrinth

"This is really starting to hurt my head" I said

"We're nearing a landing spot" said Palutena

"You sure it's not another illusion" asked Pit

"I hope not" I said

As soon as we land, the room flips over and we fall to the ground. Turns out we were on the ceiling

"Quite the thrill seekers aren't you" said Pandora

"Pandora, goddess of calamity" said Pit

"We let ourselves in, hope you don't mind" said Palutena

"Oh please, it doesn't bother me, make yourself at home. But you should know that the whole goddess of calamity was really the old me. The new me leads a more grounded life, yoga, macrobiotics, reflexology" said Pandora

"Don't you need feet for that" asked Pit

"How dare you take that tone with me, especially since calamity is really more your domain these days. It's really quite insulting" said Pandora

"Let's just keep moving" I said