*floor two
"You know what's weird Viridi" said Pit
"What" said Viridi
"There sure are a lot of underworld troops here" said Pit
"Any riffraff can just waltz on in here" said Hades
"Another uninvited guest, at least show your face so my lightning chariot can erase you from existence" said the chariot master
*floor three
"Those floor platforms seem to switch between hurting you and not hurting you" said Viridi
"They don't seem to have an effect on those underworld enemies" I said
"That's a known issue, it will be resolved in the next version of the tower" said the chariot master
*floor four
"The underworld has taken position on top of those pillars" said Viridi
"Well what goes up must come down" said Pit
*floor five
"So we've got rolling obstacles" said Pit
"Something seems familiar about this" I said
"I guess the chariot master has played Donkey Kong" said Hades
*floor six
"It's solid ice in here" said Pit
"Using that aether ring should keep you from slipping around" said Viridi
"Why does the chariot master have a vehicle of the gods" asked Pit
"Isn't it obvious" said the chariot master
"Are you saying you're a god" said Viridi
"I didn't say anything" said the chariot master
*floor seven
"Be careful you don't step on any land mines" said Viridi
"I'll do my best" said Pit
"I can fly over them so I'll be fine" I said
"Defense isn't really your strong suit, is it" said Hades
"Defenses are for the weak and insecure" said the chariot
*floor eight
"There's an oversized bowling ball and some ugly bowling pins" said Viridi
"My troops are a worthy sacrifice to the sport of kings" said Hades
*floor nine
"A severe wind advisory is in effect up ahead" said Viridi
"Thanks for the heads up" I said
"But no little breeze is going to slow us down" said Pit
*floor ten
"The chariot master has an exo tank" said Viridi
"Maybe he's a gear head" said Pit
"The path is made of light" I said
"It's a practice track for the lightning chariot" said the chariot master
*floor eleven
"This pillar seems to have gems stuck on it, what should we do with them" said Pit
"The same thing you always do, shoot them" said Hades
*floor twelve
"Now what do we have here" said Viridi
"It's time for my minions to do their thing, I'm offering 100 gold for the putz and his girlfriend's head" said Hades
"The name's Pit" said Pit
"And I'm not his girlfriend, why does everyone keep saying that" I said
"Your tenure as a ring doesn't seem to have any effect on that keen wit of yours" said Hades
"You know that we were turned into a ring" said Pit
"Did you turn us into a ring" I said
"Don't you know, you two are the cause of all this chaos" said Hades
"What, that makes no sense" said Pit
"Don't let him get to you, the underworld army is the one to blame" said Viridi
"That's the sweetest thing you ever said to me" said Hades
"You know what, you're annoying" said Viridi
"She's feisty, where gloves with this one minions" said Hades
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Kid Icarus Uprising (your story)
RandomKid Icarus Uprising is my favorite game. What I really love most about it is the storyline. A lot of people make stories were you, the reader get to be a part of it so now I am doing it for this game. The story is supposed to be for girl because the...
