Reborn In Naruto ( discontinued )

chapter 7

Saito POV

"Had to switch up, look at things see the bigger picture, " I sang silently as I tidied up my room cheerfully and jumped around happily as I sang along to Charlie puth 'when I see you again'. After dusting the bookshelves and my room with a cloth, I ran out of the Uchiha compound but not before Fugaku held me back to talk to me.

"Saito, you will have a bodyguard," he said in his same voice and I stared at him. "I'm going to have a bodyguard!?" I screamed and Fugaku nodded. " He will protect you everywhere you go," I mentally cried. My freedom's gone. Gone. Just like that, but hey, we can avoid them yeah.

"They will be available the day after tomorrow," I nodded and he dismissed me. I ran off to the village and started to play with the village kids and I strayed off by accident and is now stranded in the middle of Konoha forest.

I walked around blindly as I made some markings on the tree barks to make sure I know where to go when I am lost. I kept walking around and it seemed endless, I passed the same tree four times and I sat on the ground my leg muscles tired.

I looked around for a source of water and found one at the side with a big puddle of water. "Water..." I groaned and I crawled there. I gulped down the water hungrily and then wiped the water that trickled down my chin.

As I started to get up, a churning sound was heard from my stomach and my chest felt heavy. Sweat started to drip down my neck slowly, my palms cold.

I started to get alert and I looked around to see if anyone was here. As I walked back to the path where I believe is the way to the village again. I hugged my body close to me and started to breathe deeply.

"SSH!" I turned to the sound and a gloved hand grabbed me in a chokehold. I grabbed his arm and tried to push myself upwards to escape his grasp but failing. I looked at the capturer and he gave me an indifferent look and I froze. His eyes... His eyes...

I froze and stared at him my pupils dilating and he smirked and knocked me out.

When I woke up, I was on a cold, metal bed with my wrist chained with two metal cuffs and not to forget my legs. This time I was lucky I was wearing a black vest with a grey tee shirt and beige khaki pants.

"Who'ss this Kabuto?" A man with pale skin questioned as he appeared from the shadows, he stretched the s out and continued walking towards me. He had long black hair, purple make up around his ember eyes, or was it naturally borned I don't know, he wore a robe like thing and tied a purple thing at his waist with a humongous role that could somehow levitate in the air.

"Bruh! Is that rope natural? Ain't roles floating so easily," I voices out and he laughed. "I'm Orochimaru," I ignored him and talked to myself. "HM... I remembered having Miso soup with rice today for lunch, I wonder what is next" I licked my lips in anticipation as I await for my dinner.

"I want green tea with rice!" My eyes brightened and I drooled at the thought of the food melting in my mouth. How nice. This is how to beat a Sannin in life. "Oh yeah, you know like how twins are so annoying, I don't have twins but I heard from my friend that her jaw line is like sharp because her brother took too much space in her mom's womb. Hilarious!"

"Are you done yet, brat?" Orochimaru asked me and I turned to him and stuck out my tongue and rolled my eyes and said some colourful vocabulary and pointed the middle finger at him. "Go out please..." Orochimaru begged with a hand on his head.

I nodded and trotted off, "I've annoyed him to literal death!" I have a natural habit of talking a lot when I get real nervous and I have therefore got the name, a pain in the ass. I made it myself. (Author: Excuse me, it was there for years!) "Ignore her readers she's not right!" "Don't break the FOURTH WALL SAITO!" Author shrieked and hit me on the head.

"Jeez, now I have to fix it back... Troublesome..." I watched as Author walked off with a slight slouch. I snickered as I went back to the story.

"Hehehe," I snickered as I walked back to the gates, slunked in successfully because Izumo and Kotetsu are lousy gatekeepers cause they sleep. But wait... Today shall be the day I prank them. Finally, my revenge and they deserve it cause they let Kabuto an evil minion of Orochimaru get in. Stupid guards.

I crept up to them and tapped them on the shoulders, they opened an eye and I ducked down quickly hiding under the table. They shrugged and continued sleeping and I recalled a lesson Iruka sensei gave on transformation jutsu.

I smirked and I imagined the Hokage and transformed into him. I prayed that my henge is perfectly mirroring him. I smoothened the creases on 'my' Hokage cloak and coughed into my fist.

They woke up and jolted upwards hitting their head against each other and then falling off their chairs and landing on their bum and watch them get up rubbing their bum with their hands. I snorted quietly and I looked at them. "I see you have been slacking off?"

They started to sweat a lot and they shook their heads, "no... It's just a shut eye... Yeah... A shut eye... Just forty winks..." They announced panicky and they smiled. "Forty winks is a definition of a nap, so you guys have been napping good to know you admit it," I continued.

I transformed back and I could feel anime veins popping out from their heads in anger.

"YOU'RE GOING TO PAY FOR THIS!SAITO!!!"

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"Down to the NO to the NO NO NO!"

"Just take it!"

"Oh hey Naruto!"

"Chocolate for you Naruto... Happy Valentine's!"