Reborn In Naruto ( discontinued )

Extra Edition 02

(acchigamz thanks for the idea to snack the lollipop up Kakashi butt hahaha)

Special chapter: Bonding with Konoha 11... Or so I think...

For today, the four kids were on their way to a... Sweet shop? They stopped right in front of the huge building and Sasuke eyes twitched significantly and the other three stared in awe at the building.

Naruto like the blue star shaped candy, Sakura the pink one and as for Sasuke, a dumbass because he is a boke [1]. And as for Saito, she likes lollipops.

Pretty original unless you don't use the huge ones that were hanging on the shelves as potential killing weapons and hold them like a weapon yeah it's all good, but she ruined it... Every child dreams shattered. B-O-O-M!

Saito stared at the huge one with starry eyes and snatched two off the shelves and paid for it and ran out snickering like a mad man and hitting the top of the lollipop against her own palm as she did mental calculations on how big the effect would be.

"Put that down Saito, that is not a weapon," Kakashi sensei said and Saito rolled her eyes.

"It could be a potential one..." She tried to suffice as she held up the huge lollipop and hit it against her palm with more force and she hit her palm.

"Oh jolly please kill me," Kakashi sensei lamented. "Would you allow me to test this on you then?" Saito finished as she walked towards Kakashi with a huge lollipop.

"No no Saito get back, I'm not joking right there, you could kill yourself I swear to god put that down- AHGHGGHHHAGHAAVA!" He screamed as she used the kunai and sharpened the end of the plastic shaft quickly and stuffed it in his ass.

Saito threw both candies into the trashcan and attached both ends and used them as a weapon and she swung it around. "Hell yeah! " Kakashi sweated and ran off quickly regretting his life choices, his workforce, his own well... His entire life.

This is the story of how a 12 year old girl ruined a teacher's life by total accident... Totally an accident... She was intending on the doing that the entire time because he didn't hand in his report once and she became his scapegoat. Serves him right.

So moving on... If you're an innocent cinnamon I'm so damn sorry.

"Saito!" The girl whipped her head back and stared into the eyes of the person behind her. "Kiba..." She said monotonously and he jumped. "KYAAAA!" Saito laughed loudly and rolled on the ground pointing at him.

"He screams like a girl! Ahahahhaa! He's a She Male! Ahahahhaha!" They laughed and he turned bright red and he turned around with a huff. "I'm sorry ahahahahah!" Saito continued laughing as her control failed to work on her.

It like her brain short-circuited...

If y'all don't know what short-circuited is well Saito will explain later in the mini author note.

Moving on...

It's like her brain short-circuited and it couldn't be stopped, and she rolled on the ground as she hit someone by accident and she grabbed their cloth and dragged then down. Or what she presumed to be a shirt material...

"Ah!" She looked up and saw Sasuke without his pants and only in his blue dinosaur printes underwear. Silence filled the air as Saito checked what was in her hands. A pair of beige trousers on her hands as she threw it to him.

"Change back," Sakura and Ino both have blood streaming down their small noses. Saito could swear that their mindsets were for once in the same soul wavelength, their hearts beat as one as they fantasize about their Sasuke.

Saito sighed loudly into the microphone and threw it and the microphone still switched on and attached to the plug to the speaker and when it hit their head, Saito carried it next to the falling area and a loud screeching sound was heard.

Saito already has her earplugs plugged in and she is ready for the sound so when they were done she came out unscathed. She smiled and took her earplugs out and smiled and sighed happily.

"Well, that's done! Yipee!"Saito cheered as she cheered as she skipped off happily and they chased her down the streets but failing so badly because by the time it was evening, she hasn't even sweated and panted and the rest were all described in these words...

Tired

Sweaty

Mind blown

Sticky

All these adjectives ( My grammar is really bad hahaha)to describe them...

Saito gave them a funny face and jumped back home.