Reborn In Naruto ( discontinued )

Chapter 8

Saito POV

Today is freaking Valentine's day. I'm not sure... Is it my favourite day or is it my most hated day of all days excluding Mondays. But like I said, I'm not sure if it is a good day or it ain't a good day so... I'm in a state of dilemma and my mind is all messed up and I can't think straight anymore. Someone help my brain!

"Readers! Out there! Help me!" I screamed through the screen hitting the screen making the phone or the computer they have shake tremendously. "SAITO!! STOP BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL ON VALENTINE'S. No... This has to stop..." The author stopped and thought for a while.

"Now you die!" The author yelled and pointed a finger gun at her. "No! No! No!" I rose up my hands and surrended quickly. "I'm sorry! I will do whatever you do to me in the story!" The author smirked and nodded her head. " Not bad..."

A box of chocolates were shoved to my face and I took it hesitatedly and smiled awkwardly. Do I really look like a guy... I walked down the streets and I got chocolates from random girls from my class and they giggled and ran off.

No but hey I'm seriously a girl. I'm no guy. Now no one knows, I'm confused about my own gender too! Oh no! I walked to class and I got a pile of chocolates. I used my foot and pushed the door opened and walked into the class with the pile of chocolates.

People stared at me in shock and I smiled sheepishly. "I'm a guy?" I said and another pile of chocolates appeared on my arms. I thought I mentioned I was a girl. Or did I not...
I wobbled as I walked to my seat and got out a haysack from my bag and threw it inside.

I slumped on my seat and sighed in relief. That's was when I saw Sasuke the same as me, bombarded with hordes of fangirl. At least mine weren't like his so technically saying, I'm free unlike him with all his annoying banshees.

Like have you seen them, oh my god. They go everywhere and when they hear someone insulting Sasuke, they will go like banshee and annoying pop out mode like those ads you see, they will scream really high pitched. "DON'T INSULT SASUKE KUN!" What... They stupid to like someone who will never like them back.

"Oh hey Sasuke..." I greeted as he threw down the boxes of chocolates he received on my table. I looked at him and gestured to him, 'get your future wife present off my table,' he snorted and rolled his eyes at me.

"Take it," he pointed and I rolled my eyes and glanced at my pack of chocolates.

"Down to the NO to the NO NO NO!"

"Just take it!"

"Oh hey, um... Naruto!"

"Chocolate for you Naruto... Happy Valentine's!"

I screamed as I threw a box of chocolates above my head and it went sailing towards him and hit someone on the face. "Troublesome woman..." I turned to look at him and I gasped worriedly. "Ahhhh! I'm sorry!"

Sasuke rolled his eyes and I rolled mines back towards him, I smiled sheepishly at Naruto and trodded to the boy there in embarrassment. "Sorry... I have to admit my throwing skills degraded a lot."

The boy sighed and I asked him for his name, he seems like the type of guy who is just like me, lazy and all. "Shikamaru Nara, and you troublesome woman is...?"

"Kuroshio Saito, you would have known this if you were listening in class when I introduced myself. But wait, you weren't listening." I commented and he rolled his eyes at my behaviour.

"Please," I commented sassily and walked back to my seat as I felt his gaze linger on me before he closed his eyes and went to sleep. I sweatdropped and I crawled to my chair and sat on it with my butt smacking on the chair.

"Naruto! What are you doing...? Oh, Oh! Nice one," I gave him a thumbs up and he smiled at me with a smirk inside. I laughed evilly and since I am sitting right next to Sasuke, he has no say in it and he was getting shivers up his spine.

Timeskip after school brought to you by anything that's innovative.

"Alright class, dismissal time! Goodbye class," he finished and he walked out of the classroom with me and Naruto plastering fake smiles on our faces and when he left out facial expressions relaxed and we slumped on the table with a gloomy aura. "It failed..."

Naruto took off the horn from the chair and kept it in his bag of wonders exactly what I call his bag of tricks.

"Saito! Wanna hang out with me?" Naruto asked excitedly and I nodded my head and messed up his spiky blond hair now unruly and I did the most logical thing, run away.

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On. The. Next. Chapter.

  "Itachi stop being so overprotective I feel so... Um... small?" I said and he froze and grabbed my hand and Sasuke hand and we went to a field.

"Yo, Tachi!"