Reborn In Naruto ( discontinued )

chapter 14

Saito POV

I wiped my mouth full of profanities that are about to burst open spill out anytime someone who makes crude remarks. I glared at all of them, challenging them to go one on with me in cursing and a comeback contest when one voluntarily rose her hand.  " I will defend my Sasuke kun and you will not be ruled over by him." I rose an eyebrow, "Maybe I might find that you are a suitable suitor for my brother... but you got to have to pass me first, and I will decide." 

I stood facing her and she clenched her fist tightly, sweat dripping down her face and her eyes narrowed. Her pink hair fanning around her like a fan, annoying cause its pink and her friend, a pale blonde was beside her rolling her eyes at her and turned away. I pursed my lips and looked at her. 

"I'm a wo-man, a hu-man and a Per-son and Her is a..." She said and I smirked. 

"DishwasHER!" I said back before she could finish her sentence. 

"Yo momma so fat, when she laughs the whole earth shakes!" she yelled and I froze. 

"Say that again... SAY THAT AGAIN YOU MOTHERFUCKER AND I SWEAR I WILL FUCKING PUNCH YOU TILL YOU SEE NO FUCKING SHIT!" I yelled and rolled my eyes at the pink hair, "Insensitive prick. Son of a bitch!" I grumbled under my breath.  

She had tears in her eyes the moment my outburst was thrown onto her and a guy walked to me and placed his hands up. "Woah Woah Saito, chill" I glare at him and he shivered and backed off nodding about how I am his master and he is my slave. 

A guy with silver hair appeared in my line of vision and he was the annoying of the bunch, the most annoying of all boys. Rika Shisetsu. He is the leader of my fan club, the leader of everything including no cursing. Why can't a 17-year-old curse, oh wait, I'm 7 that's why. I get it, but still! No excuse! 

"No no Saito you don't just curse!"

"What did you say...?"

"You..."

"I what huh? You obaasan? I what? What were you going to say with that fucking mouth of yours?"

"Nothing!" I dropped the guys collar and he ran off in fear and everyone stared at me. "You never cursed before?" 

Everyone shook their heads in fear and some clutched their head, "Now its time to learn, no wait, no you will learn at the young age of 17 so... yes, I will personally teach you," I smiled to myself and walked back to my seat as everyone stared at me from the back. "Saito! Don't need to curse right?" I 'tched' and I rolled my eyes and sat on my chair, "They were obviously annoying you Nii-san so taught them a lesson that's all!" I said as innocently as I could but you know... fate is annoying.  

Sasuke rolled his eyes and faced the windows, but the one thing I can tell is that he is smiling, for the first time in his emo life. I smiled slightly and laid on the desk and snored all the way to the end of class without getting caught.  When I woke up everyone packed their bags and I grabbed my bags and ran to an open window and gestured to Naruto, "Sasuke chan! Tell Mom I'm going out to play and I will be back by sun down and I will be bringing Naruto!" 

Sasuke nodded and walked out and I jumped down the academy window and to the ground and we dashed off to secure the places at the playground when a feet was stuck out and I jumped over it. I jump slightly to peek inside and I pulled a face before bouncing away to the playground. 

"INSTEAD OF RUNNING AWAY YOU'RE COMING CLOSER TO ME?" A guy shouted scaring all the other kids in the playground while Naruto stared puzzled at him. 

"I CAN'T BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU IF I DON'T COME CLOSER!" I yelled back

"OH HO! THEN COME AS CLOSE AS YOU LIKE!" He yelled

"NANI!!!" I yell back 

"ZA WARUDO! TOMARE TOKIYO!" He yelled and pretended time stopped (That JoJo reference) 

Naruto stared at us weirdly as I gave that guy a bro hug, "Naruto, meet my friend, Caesar aka Shiza. He is my best bud in another life because why not. He watches JoJo, annoys to me about JJBA talks to me about JJBA spoils JJBA for me so yeah meet him!" I yelled as I pushed them closer to each other. 

"Uzumaki Naruto," "Caesar" they shook hands and I smiled to myself proudly, "Caesar, you're a goddamn FUCKING JONIN! HOLY SHIET!" I yelled when I saw the jacket, the headband on him. He nodded, "I'm 18 years old..." I grabbed his collar and whispered angrily at him, "How come YOU get to be a Jonin, and I'm stuck in a fucking retarded 7-year old body!" I glared at him angrily and he shrugged. "Who knows..." He said and attempted to leave when I grabbed his collar and pulled him back, "Shut up Jotaro." I said and he looked at me. 

"Oh Hell Naw, I am the real Jotaro Kujo!" He yelled back and I glared at him and poked him in the eye. "The deeds are done, let's go Naruto and leave this retard behind," I muttered angrily. "No WAIT! SAITO WAIT UP!!!" He yelled as he looked at me helplessly.  

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On. The. Next. Chapter. 

"You are promoted to Genin!" 

I gave them a weird stare. "What!?" 

They stared at me and waved my test in front of my face, "This is a test, genin rank one so no one could answer but you managed too, You will be going to chuunin and that's that." I stared at the blue cloth and a metal plate headband and I looked at them and grabbed it. " 

"What about my brother and Naruto, Hokage sir?" 

"Well..."