Hidan's A Kid

Hidan Is A Kid🤨

(This Is My First Story)
(I Am Sorry If it's Not That Good)
( I Will Try To Add Pov In It As Well)
( But I Will Do My Best). (😉)
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"Curse Leader-sama for sending me on this Jashin damn mission," Hidan growled. He would much rater be at home doing one of his rituals.
But damn that Pain had sent Hidan out to gather a speciel scroll, in which of coures He did.

Well at least I fucking got to sacrifice 5 of those fucking heathens today." Hidan muttered to himself.
Then He heard a rustle in the bushes and pulled out his big Scythe."
Who the hell is there?" Hidan yelled out.....But what He got was.
No ansvar that came,... He looked arund, peering at the bush closely. "Jashin damn it get you're fucking ass out here!!, I swear, I'II sacrifice you to lord Jashin" Hidan growled.
But before He know it something hit Him in the back, knocking Him down.

"what the hell was that for!! That fucking Hurt you asshole!" Hidan screamed in annoyance.
He jump up, and again something came at Him before He knew it.
The man who had attacked Him with a jutsu had just, perfomed a new jutsu.
Vines came up from the grund and trapped Hidan.

"Honey, what do you say we test my new jutsu on Him?" a woman asked,
comming out from a bush, with an Evil grin on.

"I think that is a great idea my love," The man said,
Comming out from another bush, and placing a kiss on Her cheek.

"I'm going to be Sick, you fucking heathens! Let me go before I sacrifice you two to the almighty Jashin!" Hidan yelled struggling against the vines.

"Oh quiet, struggling it's useless against my jutsu boy.
You may as well stop,
We're going to try something on you boy, then untie you and leve.
The man explained to Hidan.

"BOY WHO THE HELL ARE YOU CALLING A FUCKING BOY?" Hidan yelled.

Suddenly the woman did a lot of Different hand signs, some of them had He never seen before,.
Then Hidan realized everything arund Him was getting bigger.

"Oh it worked! He's so little!!" the woman exclaimed, Untying Hidan.
Then the man and woman took off running, faster then Hidan had ever seen anyone run.

"Assholse! I will get you!" Hidan yelled after them.
He got up and was about to run after them, but He tripped,
Then they were out of sight.
"damn they Fucking turned Me into a Kid!" Hidan screeched.
As he looks down His own little Body.
"What the fuck am I gonna do now?
What is the rest of the Akatsuki going to think?...Of Me now!" Hidan thought.

All of the sudden Hidan started to Cry,
He had no idea why, he couldn't control it. He just started sobbing and
sobbing.

(IN THE AKATSUKI BASE)

"Where the hell is Hidan? He should've been back by now?" Pain grumbled. He did not undestand the Mission was an (A Rank),
And All the information,
They had to gather to get that Scroll,
It should be easy to take it.

"Knowing that damn zealot, he probably stopped every time he saw someone to do one of his precious sacrifices." Kakuzu said.

"Yeah Kakuzu is right, maybe Hidan is just a little late?," Zetzu said.

"Hn You know how He can be,"
Itachi said.

"Yeah We do know Itachi," Sasori said

"Just how late is He??.. yeah," Deidara asked.

"He's Three hours late,
I don't want to wait for Him.
So I want everyone to go out and search for Hidan, now!" Pain demanded.

"What? Why do we have to search for Him! He should be okay, He's immortal Leader-sama!" Kakuzu and Kisame said Together.

"Go, Now! I want that scroll!.
Find Hidan and bring him back immediately!" Pain thundered.

All of the Akatsuki members ran out to find Hidan,

All except for Konan and Pain.
Pain stayed in his office to do some Paper work.
And Konan was gone for vacation,
She left last week.

(Back With Hidan)

"Fuck what Am I gonna Tell them back at the Base," Hidan growled in His head.

"WHY LORD JASHIN-SAMA
Shit NOW I CAN'T GIVE YOU ANY
SACRIFICE, FUCKING SHIT.
LORD JASHIN WILL KILL ME!!
FOR THIS." I Demanded.