Hidan's A Kid

The Save Of Kisame🦈

(2 weeks and 5 days later)
(With the Akatsuki in there Kitchen)

Everyone sat in silence, staring at Konan and Pain like the were Crazy.

"D-did you just s-say you're taking H-Hidan's stuff from him?" Kakuzu managed to ask.

"Yes, he could hurt himself with some of it," Konan stated.

"Is it Save to take it from Him?" Sasori, Deidara and Kisame said Thoghter, and because They know's how much Hidan Love his stoff, and they Don't want to Die.

"KONAN YOU DO KNOW THAT HIDAN CAN'T BE KILLED?" Kakuzu grunted.

"OF COURES I KNOW THAT KAKUZU!" Konan Screamed at Him as she was looking him down.

"Crazy Woman," Kakuzu grunted.

"WHAT WAS THAT YOU SAID KAKUZU!" Konan Growled about to kick his Ass.

"OH Crap Sorry Konan!" Kakuzu said looking down.

"Good," Konan said Smiling.

"Don't take my teddy!" Hidan whimpered, clutching his bear closer. "These assholes better Not fucking take my stuff, I'll fucking sacrifice them all," Hidan thought angrily.

"Hidan, calm down. We're only taking the objects that could hurt you, such as your Red scythe, kunai, knives, any blades, poisons, pretty much anything sharp, etc," Pain stated, patting the small Jashinist on the back.

"A-alright," Hidan sniffled, letting his grip on the bear loosen slightly. The Akatsuki went to work cleaning up Hidan's room and were done 20 minutes after that they starts putting away all the weapons and things of theirs that could hurt him. Currently Hidan was with Sasori, watching him clean and playing with his teddy.

"Are you having fun yeah?" Deidara asked, coming into Sasori's room and squatting down in front of Hidan, ruffling his hair.

Hidan looks up to see Deidara.
"DEIDARA!" Hidan screamed, the little boy gav Him a hug

"Hey Hidan un," Deidara said.
He hugget back and after a few minutes let go, and Hidan went right back to play with his teddy bear.

"Why are you here, brat?" Sasori sighed, looking at Deidara.

"To see Hidan un," Deidara said smiling. "He's gotten so different and nicer since he turned little, yeah!" he chirped.

"SASORI, DEIDARA HELP ME!" Kisame yelled, obviously panicking.

"WHAT'S WRONG KISAME UN?" Deidara yelled back, getting annoyed.

"I'M DROWNING IN MY CLOSET, HELP!" Kisame yelled back, his voice was getting weaker.

"YOU'RE A SHARK YEAH!" Deidara screamed back.

"IT'S NOT WATER! IT'S JUNK THAT'S CRUSHING ME! HELP! NO ONE ELSE WILL SAVE Me, YOU TWO ARE MY LAST DAMN HOPE! SO GET THE FUCK IN HERE NOW!," Kisame yelled.

"We'll be right back, stay here Hidan," Sasori commanded Hidan, rushing out of the room with Deidara to save the shark man.

"HURRY UP AND GO SAVE THE FISHY!" Hidan called after them. He continued playing with his teddy bear, until someone walked in the room, took it, and left. Hidan started to cry but he stayed in the room like he was supposed too.

(My Fucking Poor Little Kid)

Hang on Kisame we're Comming un!" Deidara shouted, digging through
Kisame's closet to save him. "HOLY SHIT WHAT'S THAT?" he screamed, and tumbled out of the closet. Finally after what was like 7 minutes Deidara and Sasori managed to find Kisame's arms and they started pulling them.