Hidan's A Kid

Happend To Me!

"Deidara why is Hidan crying?" Pain asked/growled, also frowning. As He looked at the child crying in Konan's arms.

Hidan was curled up in her arms, Crying his eyes out.

"Hidan, why the hell are you crying what did Deidara do to you?!" Kakuzu exclaimed, Shocked to see Hidan his partner like that.

(Like What The Fucking Hell Kakuzu What Did You Do To Him In His Fucking Own Bedroom)

"It hurts s-so much!" Hidan whimpered as his black crying came to a stop.

"Hidan what happend after Konan and I left?" Pain asked, looking at Hidan with Saddam eyes like the rest of them was.

"tell us Hidan, you know I don't like to be kept waiting for answers?" Sasori grunted.

"Come on dear tell us," Konan said smiling at him.

"Hn You know how He can be Sasori,"
Itachi said, as he shrugged at what Konan had said.

"Itachi?" Kisame asked Him looking at the Uchiha like He knew something they didn't.

Itachi didn't even swallow He just looked away and mumlede a quiet 'hn'

"thh! He should be okay, He's immortal Leader-sama!" Kakuzu said looking to His Leader.

All The members only nodded,
Hidan whimpered.

"Tobi think that Hidan should tell us what happend," Tobi muttered.

Hidan from with in Konan's arms
whimpered again, then He nodded.
As He began to Tell them what happend.

(Hidan's Point Of The Story)

"W-well it was the s-same.... Day you l-left the base, w-we were outside,
I was playing with a blue Ball I got from Kisame, I had kicked the ball into the wo-woods and went to get it back when I saw something! I wandered Further into the... Woods so I was quite far from the base," I told them.

(out of Hidan telling the Truth)

"There was no one WATCHING ME," I said before sighing and then I continued but Kakuzu growled.

"Why did you even do That Hidan? And No tell us where You were going?" Kakuzu growled as He thought of How stupid I was.. He was looking at Me like I was some kind of problem.

I couldn't fucking answer Him, that was because I really didn't know what to answer, now back to Me telling them.

(Back to Hidan's telling)

"That's when I heard a rustle in some bushes close to Me, I walked closer.
"Who the fuck is there?" I growled looking closer at the Bushes. As someone came out from a bush.
There before Me was seven enemy ninja, Shit I need help... I couldn't even fucking fight like this, fuck I didn't even have a wepens on Me fucking damn it! What do I do?..." I thought in panic.

One of the seven ninja that came out of the Bushes
ran towards me and kicked me in the stomach, I went flying into a tree.

"ARRR!" I Screamed that kick hurt a lot and Not in the good way, so
Not long after I had hit it, another one of the others from grupe came over, and Starts making a few hand signs, then he makes some kind of strange sign and points it at me, and said one word that I didn't catch?"

(Out Of Hidan's Telling )
(Still Hidan's Point Of The Story)

"And that was what happend," I said as I got done tell them and I felt the need for Killing from Pain and Konan.

"HOW COULD YOU LOOS HIM!... I WANT TO KNOW WHO OF YOU LOST HIM, AND THEN I WHAT TO KNOW JUST WHO IN HELL DID THIS TO HIM!, AND YOU WILL TELL ME IMMEDIATELY?!" Pain and Konan thundered at the Same time.

"Hidan dear did you see where the Ninjas came from?" Zetsu asked as Pain glared at Him like it was only Him that did something Worng.

"N-no," I said.

(Time Skip With Orochimaru)

As Orochimaru came home He was pissed off because they didn't try it on 'Hidan' as He had told them to, did it on a Random person, now He had to get His hands dirty if He wants something done then You have to do it yourself....

"KABUTO AND SASUKE!" Orochimaru yelled, and the two calld Ninjas ran into the room confused as to why their master calld Them.

"Yea Lord Orochimaru?" Kabuto asked as He and Sasuke came out from the Kitchen.

"I have a New Mission for the two of you!" Orochimaru said looking at his two best Ninjas.

"Really a Mission?" Both said looking confused.

"Yeah it's about an Akatsuki member," Orochimaru answered them.

"Who is it Itachi can I Kill Him," Sasuke asked with a smirk on.

"No it's Not about Itachi it's about somebody eles Sasuke," Orochimaru said.

"Who is it My lord?" Kabuto asked still looking as confused as before?

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