Hidan's A Kid

🐬The Zoo Trip🦁

(Now Hidan Trust Them Again)
(The Next Day)
(With the Akatsuki in the Living room
All is in there)

"is eveybody ready to Go?" Konan asked as Pain comes in the Room.

"Pain-sama Where is Hidan?" Itachi asked looking around.

"I don't know Itachi," Pain said also
looking around.
As he said that Zetsu, Deidara, Kakuzu and Hidan came into the Living room.

"Good morning Guys," Konan says as she came into the Room.

"TOBI IS A GOOD BOY AND SAYS GOOD MORNING TO EVEYBODY!!" Tobi Yelld in a Happy tone as He came running in.

"SHUT UP TOBI I am trying to concentrate Here!" Kakuzu Growled.

"Concentrate On what Kakuzu?" Sasori asked him looking up from his  Puppet.

"ON MY MONEY SASORI, YOU ARE NOT GETTING ANY OF THEM!" Kakuzu Grunted/Yelled in Sasori's face as he saw the Look on the Puppet Master,s Face.

"Ok ok Relax of Kakuzu I don't want your Money," The Puppet Master said bored.

"Good My Money is save," Kakuzu grunted looking at his belovet Money.

(Time skip 13 minutes)

everyone piled into two separate vans, and they started out to Konoha's Zoo! In the first van were Pain, Konan, Deidara, Sasori, and Hidan. Pain drove, Konan was in the passenger seat, Deidara sat on the left seat, Sasori on the right and Hidan in between them. In the second van were Itachi, Kisame, Kakuzu, Zetzu and Tobi. Itachi drove, Zetzu sat in the passenger seat, Kakuzu was in the back with Kisame and Tobi in the middle of em.

(40 minutes Skip)

After they got to the Konoha Zoo,
They went in, they didn't hav to Pay THEY ARE THE AKATSUKI.
Everyone split up and they all went in separate directions with their own partner,

(And agree to meet here again at 18pm)
(they got there at 9pm)
(Sasori's Point Of The Story)
(With Deidara and Sasori)

"Sasori no Danna, un?" Deidara asked. They were walking side by side.

"Yes Deidara?" I sighed. Hmm I wonder what the brat has in store for Me today.

"Can I tell you about my dream, hm?" Deidara asked, now staring at his feet, As he is Refusing to look at Me.
I bet He expect, Me to start laughing My ass off or Something.

"I guess," I said, amused by My partner's Shy action. Deidara took a deep breath and began.

"Well it was a dream about Pain-sama and Konan-sama. I was dreaming that they were talking about taking their relationship up a level, un, like starting Sex yeah. You were in my dream too, you were holding me and saying 'for the sake of the children do it quietly' and some stuff un," Deidara said, smiling like the Idiot he is.

"A Really Odd dream Deidara," I said as quickly as I could. "HOLY SHIT! HE HEARD THE WHOLE THING WHILE HE WAS ASLEEP! DAMN IT!" I thought. I patted Deidara on his back and We continued on.

(End Of Sasori's Point Of The Story)
(With Tobi and Zetsu)

"ZETSU-SAN LOOK LOOK IT'S A FAT STRIPED KITTY CAT! TOBI LIKES IT," Tobi cheered, pointing at the 'Fat Striped Kitty' and hopping up and down, the Kitty Looks like it wants To eat Tobi.

Black Zetzu then thought about it.
"Maybe I can get Away with it, If there was a little 'Accident' and we some how Lost a Member in the Zoo. Zetzu look's at Tobi, and HELL NO ONE WOULD EVEN MISS HIM!"

"Tobi, that's a tiger," Write Zetsu said slowly, making sure Tobi got it.

"Oh, well Tobi likes the Fat tiger!" Tobi chirped. They continued walking around and looking at all the animals, every time they saw a different animal, Tobi hopped up and down excitedly.