They went up to the checkout, once the clerk was done ringing up the clothes, the cost was 700 ryo! Kakuzu become Really pissed off.
And He flipped out and killed the clerk. The Akatsuki started to walk back to the base, once they calmed Kakuzu down that just tog 4 minutes to do so. and he paid the other clerk.
Hidan yawned on the walk back to the base and Sasori glanced at him, then Kakuzu lifted him up.
"You're going to be a brat," Kakuzu grunted.
"PUT ME FUCKING DOWN NOW KAKUZU!" Hidan cried out.
"STOP CUSSING YOU DAMNED ZEALOT!" Kakuzu yelled.
"Don't yell at Hidan-san! He's so cute and small!" Tobi said. He pulled Hidan from Kakuzu and hugged him, much to Hidan's annoyance.
"GET OFF ME BITCH! SOMEONE, HELP! THE AKATSUKI HAS CAPTURED ME!" Hidan yelled. Suddenly, a woman came running up and slapped Tobi.
"You assholes! Leave this adorable little Girl alone! She's sooooooo cute!" the woman said, snatching Hidan to her. Suddenly, she dropped Hidan on the grund, her eyes widening when she saw the Akatsuki.
"OWWW!" Hidan yelped. Deidara snatched Hidan into his arms, looking at the bleeding wound, while Kisame killed the woman in one quick stab.
"That bitch, fucking dropping Hidan, yeah!" Deidara said, holding Hidan a little tighter.
"Deidara, My head fucking hurts!" Hidan said. They ran home and Deidara had to forced Hidan to take an aspirin and Kakuzu put stitches on his head.
"Hidan, you should go to sleep, you're very young now," Pain said.
"Hell No! It's only 19:40p.m!!..
AND YOU ARE NOT! MY DAD!. Hidan snapped, then yawned.
Pain only sighed and face palmed.
"Hidan, if you don't go get a bath then go to bed, I'm going to make Kakuzu or Tobi bath you," Pain threatened.
No one in the Akatsuki ever saw anyone run as fast as Hidan just did.
Hidan got a bath, then he came out and climbed onto the couch, next to Itachi.
"Shouldn't you be in bed?" Itachi asked, raising an eyebrow at the little boy.
"Let him stay up until he falls asleep, then we can just leave him on the couch with a teddy bear and a Jashin night light," Kisame laughed. Hidan glared at him.
"Fuck you Kisame! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU! PAIN! KISAME IS BEING MEAN TO ME!" Hidan shouted, hopping off the couch.
Pain came into the living room with a blank look on his face.
"Hidan why did you scream? What's wrong?" Pain asked. Hidan put on his most cute and innocent expression, and ran to Pain, clinging to his cloak.
"Kisame is picking on me!" Hidan said, pouting up at Pain. Pain lifted Hidan up and then glared hard at Kisame.
"I wish these people would stop holding me! When I'm back to normal, I'm going to kill them...most of them," Hidan thought.
"Didn't you pay attention to what I said? TAKE CARE OF HIM ," Pain snapped at them, then
He carried Hidan to his room, sat him on the bed.
"Goodnight Hidan, behave yourself. If you need anything, get someone up," he said, tucking Hidan into bed.
"Night Pain!" Hidan yelled, curling up under the Blue and Pink covers, closing his eyes and falling asleep in a matter of minutes. Pain walked out into the living room, where the rest of the Akatsuki was seated.
"Did he go to sleep, un?" Deidara asked. He wanted to take care of Hidan while he was a kid, he thought it would be fun, besides, he could tease Hidan about it later.
"Yes he did, what do you think happened, Itachi?" Pain asked.
"I think that he was attacked by several powerful ninja because, Who or how else can they turn an S-Rank ninja and An Akatsuki member into A little Kid?!" Itachi said.
"Why did you ask Itachi and not Me?" Sasori asked.
"He's smarter, no offense Sasori," Pain muttered.
"But I Am smart to Pain," Sasori said a bit sad that he asked Itachi and not Him.
"Hidan-san is so cute as a little kid! He's a mean one though!" Tobi chirped, smiling under his mask.
"Yeah He is," said Itachi.
As they talked some more, and Hidan slept, it started to rain outside.
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Hidan's A Kid
FanfictionHidan was on a Mission and on it, Hidan got turned into a kid, can the Akatsuki deal with it?
