Hidan's A Kid

Sasori's Flashback! Of Deidara😱

(The Morning After The Storm)
(In The Kitchen)
(All The Members is There)
(Not Konan)

"Hidan are you okay? The storm didn't scare you to bad, did it?" Pain asked the small child.

"It didn't," Hidan answered, almost asleep in his chair.

"Ha! The thunder scared the hell out of him, every time it boomed he flinched and clutched Dei's cloak like
It Was His Life line," Kisame laughed. Hidan sent him an evil glare.

"Hidan, you need a nap...you were up very late last night, and I don't want you to be a Pain in the Ass," Itachi said.
looking at the boy who was almost asleep. Hidan sent him one of his oh so lovely death glares and said.

"SHUT UP ITACHI NO FUCKING WAY IN HELL AM I TAKING A NAP. I DON'T NEED ONE!" Hidan growled.

Pain sighed; he knew Hidan would get cranky and whiny. He was hard to get to bed at night, imagine in the day...Suddenly Itachi lifted Hidan up and carried him into the living room. He sat in the rocking chair they paid for thogter with Hidan's new clothes.
And then gently placed Hidan on his lap. The rest of the Akatsuki came in and sat on the couch (poor Konan, she's on a vacation). Itachi gently started rocking it Back and forth.

"Hush, little Baby, don't say a single word, I'm gonna buy you a mocking bird and if that mockingbird won't sing, I'm gonna buy you a big diamond ring and if that big diamond ring turns brass, I'm gonna buy you a looking glass and if that looking glass gets broken, I'm gonna buy you a billy goat and if that billy goat won't pull, I'm gonna buy you a cart and bull and if that cart and bull fall down, you'll still be the sweetest little baby in our town," Itachi sang softly, still rocking Hidan.

During the song, Hidan unconsciously snuggled to Itachi, and he actually started feeling drowsy.
Itachi looked at Hidan's face, knowing the little boy was fighting to stay awake.

"M'not a baby....Tachi you're so warm," Hidan muttered, cuddling to the Uchiha.
He stilled stayed awake. Most of the Akatsuki members where in shock at the fact that.
The Uchiha Itachi had just rocked a little kid back and forth and song for a little Hidan.

"Sasori go tell him a story or some shit like that," Pain demanded.

"Wow," Kisame said as he smiles at Hidan

"What," Zetsu said.

"The," Kakuzu said.

"Lemme down..." Hidan muttered sleepily.

"Hn," Itachi said, glancing at Hidan. He gently handed Hidan to Sasori, who plopped into the rocking chair.

"Um, I've never taken care of a little brat, other than Deidara...I still remember the first night you spent here at the Akatsuki base," Sasori muttered.

"Sasori no Danna you promised never to speak of that night ever!" Deidara cried, upset.

"Relax Deidara, they don't know what happend," Sasori smirked.
He started rocking Hidan. He rocked Hidan for 11 minutes, and then the little boy fell asleep.
Sasori afsked, Tobi to take Him to his Room.

Tobi took him to bed because that,
Is what A Good Boy Do.
And Tobi has become A Really Good Boy,.
He stayed in Hidan's room (OH MY JASHIN-SAMA, THAT'S CREEPY TOBI).

"What happened the first night Deidara was here?" Pain questioned. He didn't know anything happened, he just HAD to find out what.

(Sasori's Point Of The Story)

"As you know, we shared a room," I started. Deidara got up and was about to run out of the room, but got held down on the couch by Pain.
I Was Glad He Couldn't Run Away From This.