Hidan's A Kid

Itachi and Kakuzu Small Talk?!

(It's Still Itachi's Point Of The Story)

"Itachi Get Of!" Hidan shouted angry. He kept moving around in My arms, I didn't have the time for this.

Hmm what Pain and Konan don't know won't hurt them, I grinned.

(Time Skip 2 Hours)

After I got Hidan out of His clothe,.. Well I kind of had to put Him under a Genjutsu to do it.... But the others don't need to know that!

There were a happy Silence, as I began to bath Him but that didn't last long.

"I-Itachi... I'm not gonna get eney fucking.. soap in My fucking e-eyes am I?" Hidan asked. looking a little scared... Did Hidan not trust Me?

"Hn," I said.
I was in my own little world, this was what I used to do with Sasuke. Wherever Sasuke needed a Bath, after that I would Kiss Sasuke Goodnight, and then Tell Him that Big Brother is right here next to You... well I was thinking about doing the same with Hidan... However I don't know what he's gonna do if I do it and beside It's gonna be Kakuzu, who's taking Him to bed after this.
But now if I do kiss Him Goodnight? What is everybody goning to think if of Me, if they knew That I the Uchiha Itachi... Wants to Kiss a child!!

"ITACHI?" Both of us heard Kakuzu's voice from outside.

"WHAT OLD BITCH!" Hidan shouted, as I began to get the soap out of Hidan's hair.

"HIDAN GET TO BED!" Kakuzu grunted loud, I could tell that Kakuzu was outside the door.

I sighed and glared at the bathdoor.
I quickly got the last of the soap out of His hair. Then both Hidan and I came out of the Bathroom, I had Him in My arms.

(Hidan has night clothe on)

As I handed Hidan to Kakuzu. I got that felling Again that something unpleasant was about to happen to Someone who it was I didn't know and that bothered Me a lot.

I looked at Kakuzu when he said something to Me.

"Itachi we need to Talk," He said,

"Sure about what?" I asked as I saw Kakuzu put Hidan to bed, He looked up at Me and I smiled, Kakuzu sighed heavily "Come on Itachi?" Kakuzu growled as he left....levering Me alone with the Kid.

I gave Hidan a kiss on his
As I left He was already fast 'asleep'

(With Itachi and Kakuzu Outside Hidan's BedRoom)
(It's Still Itachi's Point Of The Story)

"Kakuzu y-you don't mean that?" I growled, I was glaring at Kakuzu....

"I do Itachi, Hidan is just the weak link in the Akatsuki. You know that I'm right about this, I don't even know Why Leader wantede Him in the first place?" Kakuzu said, I knew that Kakuzu was getting to Me. I could see it in His eyes, that Kakuzu knew it.

I thought about it, and what I saw Hidan as..... I didn't agere with Kakuzu. Hidan isn't weak, well Hidan was't the strongst of the Akatsuki Members but then Again who Am I to say this.

I didn't really know a lot about Hidan so I couldn't be sure, I didn't answer Kakuzu's question, that's because I didn't know the answer?!

"You see Itachi, Hidan is only just deadweight to the Akatsuki.
He doesn't even bring us Money Hidan is still just as weak as when He first got here. We don't even need Him, face it Itachi Hidan can't even
Train right whenever we Are to do so.
That's what I call deadweight.
A person like Him who Can't DO A Single thing Right.
Hidan can try to look strong but let's face it Hidan is Not and will ever be a Real Akatsuki Member...because Hidan is Not that Strong!.

What they didn't know was that Hidan heard it All...
See how that's gonna go in the next chapter.